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[yaaaaaawn]

This is some type of communication device, right?

[Lotus is tapping on the screen. Hm. Yes, it seems to be on. .. Lotus does not look pleased.]

Good, it seems to be working. Now... somebody better tell me what the hell is going on! I don’t need this again! Ugh, when I find you, you’re dead, you hear me? Whoever you are. I’m sure you’re listening,

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[video]

[thebelsareinert]

... Not much of an outfit.

[video]

[yaaaaaawn]

As if it wasn't blatantly obvious. [sigh.] Who are you? I'd say you don't look capable enough to be my kidnapper, but after all I've been through, I've learned not to judge people from first glances. Especially not scrawny boys with oddly colored hair.

[video]

[thebelsareinert]

I'm Hiroto. [... he laughs weakly at the rest] And I'm just another kidnappee, if you can even call it that. There's at least a few hundred of us.

[video]

[yaaaaaawn]

Hiroto, then. [She yawns apathetically, scratching at her chest as if she's uninterested.] A few hundred, huh? It seems pretty unlikely that someone would actually kidnap that many people.

[ video ]

[hewhosurvives]

Woah, Lotus? You're here, too?

[ video ]

[yaaaaaawn]

J.. Junpei?! What do you mean 'I'm here too'?! You're not happy to see me safe and sound? [She's honestly offended. Hmph. See if she ever willingly sacrifices herself for you again..]

Where is 'here' anyways? This.. doesn't have to do with the nonary game, does it?

[ video ]

[hewhosurvives]

What do you mean, safe and sound? You were safe back home, too....well, unless the car kept going without Clover in it... [ seriously musing the implications of this... ]

Uh, this is Johto. Less Nonary Game, more Pokémon game.

[ video ]

[yaaaaaawn]

What are you talking about Junpei? What do you mean 'without Clover in it'? Until I left, I was in the car with you, Clover, Seven, and Snake. Oh, and Ace was tied up in the back, of course.

[linefacing you so hard.] You guys planned this, didn't you? You all think I'm really naive and stupid. 'Hey, let's pick on the old lady! It'll be totally radical, dude!' Haha, no. If you think I'm falling for that, even for one second, you have another thing coming, Junpei.

voice;

[cynicizing]

[... Ha. Aha. Not much of a surprise by this point, but... this is almost funny, in a horribly unfunny way.]

Well, fuck. Guess that just leaves Hongou now.

voice;

[yaaaaaawn]

[You can't hide behind the voice function, Santa. She'd know that voice anywhere.]

S... Santa? Is that you? Because if it is, tell me where you are, now. I'm coming to rip you a new one and teach you some damn courtesy!

... What the hell do you mean 'Guess that just leaves Hongou'? Is everyone else here, too? Where is 'here', anyways? If you tell me I might go a little easier on you.

voice;

[cynicizing]

[Maybe not, but he likes the others not being able to read his expression because what is being honest.]

Sorry, but I don't really feel like dying anytime soon.

And in order: exactly what it sounds like, yes, and ever heard of Pokémon? Or maybe that's a little past your generation.

voice;

[yaaaaaawn]

[CONTROL EMOTIONS CONTROL EMOTIONS CONTROL EMOTIONS.]

Hm. I guess you really are smarter than you look.

... Of course I've heard of Pokemon, Santa. That got started when I was a kid. You know, before your parents got drunk and made a mistake that led to you.

[video]

[poliswag]

[oh. good thing snake can't see that outfit!]

. . . That's a familiar voice.

[video]

[yaaaaaawn]

[Not a familiar face, though. trollface.jpg]

Snake. Maybe you'll actually be a voice of reason and can tell me, calmly, what the hell is going on here.

[video]

[poliswag]

Of course.

[shush you. |8]

However, it might be a bit difficult to believe.

[video]

[yaaaaaawn]

Fortunately I think I've evolved into a more open minded person. Lay it on me.

[video; oh god hang-over] 1/3

[doorjammer]

[mumble mumble... looking at his pokegear...]

2/3

[doorjammer]

Yeah, you're old enough to be her mom instea--

3/3

[doorjammer]

[Suddenly! The realization that he's talking to Lotus!]

What the--

[He drops the pokegear in shock.]

[video]

[yaaaaaawn]

..........

Mind finishing that thought, Seven?