❝And you...hate these things?❞
❝Yeah, you got a problem with that?❞

Santa | 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors

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Major spoilers for 999.

Because Santa is also kind of complicated when it comes to ~feelings~ and I told kosy I'd do this with her as we pretend we know what we're doing-

So um. Yes. Here we go. Be warned of repetitiveness, possible incoherency, and random use of bullets. No, not that kind.

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( filtered to the 999 cast minus ace and june )

What the fuck?

[That's pretty much Santa's way of saying hello, really. He looks far from pleased, which isn't exactly unusual for him, but those who know him might notice something odd about his surroundings-i.e. he's definitely not in Goldenrod anymore.]

First there was that weird-ass dream or whatever the hell it was. Think I woke up at some ( Read more... )

'Sup, chumps. So listen, I got a question-

[Santa doesn't even manage to finish the question before a blur of brown rushes by the edge of the screen. A mutter from him, as he shoots it an annoyed look ( Read more... )

[The camera turns on to reveal a rather irate-looking young man with a shock of white hair, who simply scowls at the screen before speaking, backpack slung over his shoulder.]

You know, I can't say I really appreciate the trip down memory lane. I don't remember jack about Pokémon anyway...

[A scoff, as he glances at something off-screen.]So I'm ( Read more... )

So, uh... you've reached Santa, but I ain't here. Leave a message if you want, and I guess I'll get to you later.

[Beep!]

( hermes, herpes, whatever | last updated 11.27.11 )

Because I already know I'm going to fail-

But, um. Yes! All constructive criticism goes here, so hit me with it! Am I doing good, bad, etc.? Anything is welcome. /o/

Anon. and screening are turned on and IP logging is off.

( it's time for me to go make a wish come true | spoilers for 999 )