'Sup, chumps. So listen, I got a question-
[Santa doesn't even manage to finish the question before a blur of brown rushes by the edge of the screen. A mutter from him, as he shoots it an annoyed look-]
Stay still, damn it...!
[But whatever it is doesn't seem to listen, as another blur of brown can be seen. He frowns, before tossing a PokéBall at it, now off-screen, and then faces the screen again.]
Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted, I was gonna ask something: do the badges have any point? As in, do they get you anything 'sides letting you use special stuff and shit? Like getting 'em all lets you leave this goddamn place, or anything like that? Or are they just useless trinkets?
[A snort]
Not that I'll be goin' after 'em anytime soon, with my party being a grand total of two Pokémon, but it's a thought for the future, you know?
[filtered to
usedtroll]
You available? I got something I wanna [give] show to you.
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[For anyone in Goldenrod, they might notice Santa standing in front of the department store, idly tossing a PokéBall up in the air.]