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[yaaaaaawn]

This is some type of communication device, right?

[Lotus is tapping on the screen. Hm. Yes, it seems to be on. .. Lotus does not look pleased.]

Good, it seems to be working. Now... somebody better tell me what the hell is going on! I don’t need this again! Ugh, when I find you, you’re dead, you hear me? Whoever you are. I’m sure you’re listening,

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voice;

[cynicizing]

[... Ha. Aha. Not much of a surprise by this point, but... this is almost funny, in a horribly unfunny way.]

Well, fuck. Guess that just leaves Hongou now.

voice;

[yaaaaaawn]

[You can't hide behind the voice function, Santa. She'd know that voice anywhere.]

S... Santa? Is that you? Because if it is, tell me where you are, now. I'm coming to rip you a new one and teach you some damn courtesy!

... What the hell do you mean 'Guess that just leaves Hongou'? Is everyone else here, too? Where is 'here', anyways? If you tell me I might go a little easier on you.

voice;

[cynicizing]

[Maybe not, but he likes the others not being able to read his expression because what is being honest.]

Sorry, but I don't really feel like dying anytime soon.

And in order: exactly what it sounds like, yes, and ever heard of Pokémon? Or maybe that's a little past your generation.

voice;

[yaaaaaawn]

[CONTROL EMOTIONS CONTROL EMOTIONS CONTROL EMOTIONS.]

Hm. I guess you really are smarter than you look.

... Of course I've heard of Pokemon, Santa. That got started when I was a kid. You know, before your parents got drunk and made a mistake that led to you.

voice;

[cynicizing]

[HAHAHAHA.]

Geez, I would've hoped you'd have realized that by now.

[Yeah, yeah, hate you too, Lotus.]

Fuck you, grandma. And is that really the way you wanna talk to someone you're asking answers from?

voice;

[yaaaaaawn]

To me, it just seemed like you were your precious sister's little puppet. You don't have to be smart to carry out orders.

[Glad to know the feeling's mutual, Santy claws.]

I'm sure I'm perfectly capable of getting answers elsewhere. I don't need punks like you to help.

voice;

[cynicizing]

Funny, I don't remember you doing much either. And that better not have been a fucking insult to her.

[You do not insult the sister, okay. :|]

Says the one who was asking me questions.

voice;

[yaaaaaawn]

I didn't have to do anything. [She gives a smug grin.] I wasn't insulting her. I was insulting you. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but your sister is a bit more sympathetic than yourself.

I thought you'd provide answers out of the kindness of your heart. Guess I was wrong.

voice;

[cynicizing]

That's fine by me.

[Nonchalantly, but he is. Actually glad to hear that. /)_(\]

Like you're one to talk, old hag.

voice;

[yaaaaaawn]

[okay, she can't do this anymore. She's practically exploding now.]

YOU STUPID BRAT. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR BALLS, BECAUSE WHEN I FIND YOU, THEY'RE COMING OFF.

voice;

[cynicizing]

[... Ow, his ears.]

'Cause killing my hearing isn't enough for you?

voice;

[yaaaaaawn]

[Okay she's just going to get louder now]

Don't you DARE talk back to me! You WILL die, you hear me? And it will be as painful as possible!

voice;

[cynicizing]

[RIGHT BACK AT YOU.]

Why the fuck is that your biggest priority right now?

voice;

[yaaaaaawn]

[SHE'S JUST GOING TO GET LOUDER OKAY]

I-It's not! You can just call it a.. 'side project'.

voice;

[cynicizing]

That's a lame-ass 'side project', if you ask me!

voice;

[yaaaaaawn]

[okay she is calm now. Lady's don't get angry.]

Well I didn't ask you, did I? Hehe.