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I just saw a private screening of 40 year old virgin..

btw, awesomeness.

P.S. It is the defintion of Weston.

..they even got down to the comics/warhammer/morning boners/FOR GOD SAKES THE BED SHEETS WERE EVEN THE SAME!...

and that he doesnt get laid..

ZING.

I own a Shark.
His name is Sharkey.
I took him for a midnight stroll.
We chilled with a coyote whom was 3 feet from us.
We chilled for about 5 mins, me and Sharkey owned him.

I <3 Sharkey.

..I feel as though I leave Hammy out sometimes.. :/

So I quit Bed Bath and Beyond. Every coworker there was like "WTF OMG THE MANAGER WAS SOO PISSED ( Read more... )

I lke to wear whip cream moustaches, i like to dance with accents, i like to wear toy sharks as if pigtails in my hair, i like to do the robot for customers, i like to run along with friends at a fast pace when they are walking but we are at the same speed ( Read more... )

So andrew millsap just confessed he is gay and has received blowjobs from a bunch of men ( Read more... )

hauntedafrica: i was just going to say... please shoot me down as fast as possible if you are going to, so i won't go to bed each night thinking, "wow, stephanie would be the coolest girlfriend ever!"

why cant weston say stuff like that :(

hating life.
got pulled over drug tested and almost got a DUI. have to pay off the tickets.
my teeth problems are going to end up costing me 1.500 bucks
my glasses are going to cost me 300 bucks
and working two jobs probably wont cover that.

iiiiiiii wanntttt toooo killlllllll soommeeooonneee.

Looks like I got my bday wish ( Read more... )

Remeber when I used to have coolest bday parties ( Read more... )