Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days ( Read more... )

1. Only in Canada .......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance ( Read more... )

Zero GravityWhen NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below ( Read more... )

Marriage to athlete no bed of roses ( Read more... )

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mommy", he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.

heh.heh.heh.

http://home.comcast.net/~sokaliboy08/jr_dancing.wmv

This simply has to be one of my all time LOL clips. What an ass he is lol. Priceless.

Hundreds of dead pets found in woods ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Xtan!

1. Donald Duck's middle name is Xtan!
2. Worldwide, Xtan is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
3. Xtan has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
4. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Xtan.
5. The porpoise is ( Read more... )

I have travelled on them...with the landing stories I can definitely vouch for them! And the crew remarks? One of them was while I was flying...second from bottom and when he started talking I got so excited, when he finished I nearly died laughing (bitterly though I tell ya ( Read more... )

WHO THE FRICK WALKED UNDER A LADDER ??? BASTARD!
MAY YOU ROT AND TAKE THE JINX TO YOUR OWN FAMILY..NOT OUR TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!