Anyone have a good shot recipe? i'm sick of tequila slammers.

I got me a hella rad new username


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GO-GO GADGET NARCOLEPSY!

I can't sleep. Tell me a story =(

Annie, Michelle and me are all watching office space and having sex ( Read more... )

My left thigh is asleep.

I passed my life guard thing. Who’s certified now, bitches? Emma is.

Who’s tired from the softball tournament all day yesterday? Emma is.

I fell asleep in the middle of the empire strikes back. That’s saying something. I love star wars with a freakish passion.  I mean. I would show you this really cool button I ( Read more... )

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How to make a xpitifulx
Ingredients:

3 parts anger

1 part humour

5 parts sadness
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add leadership to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

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