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My left thigh is asleep.
I passed my life guard thing. Who’s certified now, bitches? Emma is.
Who’s tired from the softball tournament all day yesterday? Emma is.
I fell asleep in the middle of the empire strikes back. That’s saying something. I love star wars with a freakish passion. I mean. I would show you this really cool button I have, that says MAY THE FORVE BE WITH YOU! That my parents got when they where like 16 and went to see star wars together. BUT NO. Oh well.
I better go procrastinate my summer AP homework.
I get to go see my therapist tomorrow. Yippy.
Wait. Hold up. Let me re-phrase
I have to go see my therapist tomorrow. And I hope my mother drowns in a pool of her own alcohol poisoned blood.
Good Evening.
<3 Emma