i just figured out that my cousin has a weight disorder and has been using steroids for awhile. depressing.

my totally optimistic prediction for tuesday:

republicans will still keep control, and the democrats will win some more seats than usual, but not enough to gain power. they will look on this and claim a mild victory, but in reality, theyre just fucking retards.

i saw borat today. it was pretty good. i guess i was just more mortified at the portrayal of our society. because i think its partially accurate ( Read more... )

its been awhile since ive had a self-deprication post, and the fact its 8:28 in the morning is pretty fucking fantastic. so lets have at it i suppose. actually no. i dont see a fucking point to tearing into myself with words. kind of seems disingenuous that i come onto livejournal to be like "hey dewd, you suck at life". fuck off.

i dont normally claim my jokes and shit. but im relatively sure that i started the jeremycarson.com thing. wait, maybe i didnt. i think i heard it from sara, but i kept on saying it alot and then everyone else started saying it. its possible im just being a fucking douchebag with this one. oh man, jeremy, i also edited your myspace page over a year ( Read more... )

alot has been going down in my hood dawgggzz

good friends of mine have broken up, people are changing, im getting older and i think i just failed my first midterm ever. ive become very bitter towards an old roommate of mine, and ive been a pretty bad one to my new one. i cannot express how much i suck at life.

man, i have been a super fucked up roommate so far to my new roommate. like, abnormally, super fucking lame. and i feel pretty fucking awful about it.

oh man, the new season of the oc looks so great. to clarify what i mean by great is to say that i think its so terrible its going to be fantastic.

Luke-daddys twin brothers come back and poke it with marissas sister
Ryan is now a cage fighter. A fucking cage fighter.
Hes also having sex with Julie Cooper.

i posted this ages ago, but its worth a repost.

i love songs that make me feel like im standing on the crossroads or the edge of my life, looking forward before a fall or plunge. not in a negative sense, just the rush of activity that comes when you enter a new endeavor ( Read more... )