[The following letter accompanies a package containing a fine steel briefcase which, in turn, acts as the case to an advanced laptop.]

Dearest Emma,

It has come to my attention that we may have a situation that requires direct communication. I believe you know of which I refer. I regret to inform you that I am currently unable to speak in ( Read more... )

I fear I may have stumbled upon something beyond my scope of expectations.

( 'Sorry, I think the wine on an empty stomach is hitting me pretty hard--' (Zenith) )

He certainly must have a use I can exploit besides unusual information. Perhaps time will reveal a more unique purpose.

( 'How can you possibly think my abilities are useless?' (Magnes) )

How brutal an assault. I can see the strands falling around me; the web delicately laid out to ensnare my will and rip from my lips all that I hold secret. I sincerely hope she does not see the noose I am slipping around her.

( 'You make it sound so ominous.' (Zenith) )

( 'Perhaps the suitors have been chased away by my recently acquired fame.' (Monet) )

( 'As one of its leading citizens, my time is much occupied with supporting... worthy activities.' (Emma) )

This is the brave woman gallivanting about with her 'remarkable mutation?' Absolute rubbish. Perhaps that woman fancies herself a mutant Rosa Parks; blind to the fact that she is little more than a sideshow novelty. In retrospect, it would have been polite to at least entertain that whore on her back for an hour or two.

( 'Hot date, I suppose?' (Zenith) )

( 'Why, I'm barely exotic any more.' (Adel) )

I really do look nice in the jacket.

( 'You'd like... a black suit' (Elias) )

Frigid, unwelcoming, and shapely. I quite like her.

( 'Surely, sir, you don't take me for someone who boasts of her treasures to near-perfect strangers.' (Emma) )