S.W.A.K.
[The following letter accompanies a package containing a fine steel briefcase which, in turn, acts as the case to an advanced laptop.]
Dearest Emma,
It has come to my attention that we may have a situation that requires direct communication. I believe you know of which I refer. I regret to inform you that I am currently unable to speak in person due to scheduling conflicts; however, included is a computer that allows for teleconferencing. I would recommend against attempting to track the source of the signal. That would be rude.
With Love and Affection,
Trevor Fitzroy