i would want to help my friends by making whatever pet project they had in mind come true.

if you had a mega-millions prize, what would you do with venture funding from Camelot Development Finance Ministry?

suddenly my family has reassembled itself on th' summit?

shit finally blew up in urban hell, AKA th' gaping bleeding shit-encrusted anus of the northeastern rust belt and my sister moved into the middle bedroom last night with her fiancé. (big fight, psycho-bitch-mother-in-law told her to get out of her house, and voilà new roommates!) he got ( Read more... )

"you're a sweet friend ... but we should probably be just that."

yeah hearing that never gets old.

she cooked me breakfast.

and brownies for an after-breakfast snack.

:D

she invited herself & her friends over last night for some beirut upstairs, and got so drunk she forgot the case she keeps her bowls in ( Read more... )

Another hint at what I've been thinking all along..snips ( Read more... )

another valentine's day with no queen for th' king. (any of the ones i'd really want for a valentine are either already married or hundreds/thousands of miles away anyway.) and not for a lack of trying. the few allegedly single women i asked suddenly remembered they had dates. same old shit ( Read more... )

my future attorney & rising star of New York employment law audacian has a gorgeous new house!

the move beat th' shit out of me. i told her that her husband needs to get tenure at this school & they have to buy the house & can never leave.

shit i better get this new mad-overtime secretary job. how else am i gonna save for three road trips & a retainer?

good: so the bank finally gave me my money today!

better: and i got to leave work early to pick up my car!

AWESOME: she's gonna make it to the party after all :D:D:D:D:D:D

OMFGWTFBBQ!!@$@#^%!111eleventy!!1: WooHoo A-Go-Go, Elbo Room Team Trivia Tournament Champions! Grand prize: $2000

can this week get any better? STAY TUNED!

-I met a girl who digs that trick I do with my fingers. Got her number? Why yes I did :D ( Read more... )