Dear Mark, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on the Catholic priest. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that Iyou should stop picking your nose and go drown yourself!.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump as you were eating Kraft Dinner and I saw you drive over my boyfriend. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I'm scratching my ass as you read this.
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I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on the Catholic priest. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that Iyou should stop picking your nose and go drown yourself!.
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I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump as you were eating Kraft Dinner and I saw you drive over my boyfriend. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I'm scratching my ass as you read this.
Go milk a cow,
Marlene
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