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Dear You,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you’re a leprechaun. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg at the Elton John concert, and I saw you hit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to under stand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Go milk a cow,
Christine
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it ( 2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I(10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt ?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - Our romance is over
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You' re a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month ?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my under wear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks ?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt- beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
None - My prized statue of Michael Jacks on in the nude
Other - -The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frost bitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle- class
Annat - shame d
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed - That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle- east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex- change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What' s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoop y under wear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana under wear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbour’ s dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood - sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflie s
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F - Never will forget that night
G/H - Hate your cooking
I/J - Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will not tell the authorities you stole the whale from the back yard.
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poach ing
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forge t that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z - am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink ?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink - I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda - I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water - I'm scratching my ass as you read this
Cider - I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice - You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water - You should get that embarrassing rash check ed
Hot chocolate - Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer - Thanks for the Cocaine
Other - you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China - You make me sick
Germany - Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you’re a leprechaun. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg at the Elton John concert, and I saw you hit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to under stand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Go milk a cow,
Christine
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it ( 2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I(10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt ?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - Our romance is over
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You' re a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month ?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my under wear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks ?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt- beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
None - My prized statue of Michael Jacks on in the nude
Other - -The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frost bitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle- class
Annat - shame d
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed - That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle- east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex- change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What' s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoop y under wear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana under wear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbour’ s dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood - sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflie s
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F - Never will forget that night
G/H - Hate your cooking
I/J - Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will not tell the authorities you stole the whale from the back yard.
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poach ing
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forge t that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z - am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink ?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink - I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda - I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water - I'm scratching my ass as you read this
Cider - I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice - You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water - You should get that embarrassing rash check ed
Hot chocolate - Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer - Thanks for the Cocaine
Other - you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China - You make me sick
Germany - Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself