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A nursing assistant, clocking out, says, "Gotta get home and cook for the family." She looks at an elderly female resident and asks, "What do you think would be good to cook?"

The resident answers, "His peter!"

The nursing assistant replies, "I ain't eatin' THAT!"

Surely a werewolf
wouldn't piss on his next meal.
Pray he lifts his leg!

Give yourself to me.
My tentacles are better
than a French tickler.

A beautiful skull!
I found it inside Dad's head.
May I keep it, Mom?

Jeff Barnes

Rainy afternoon --
single file on the sidewalk,
family of ducks. -- Jeff Barnes

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After work I went to the nursing home to visit Mom. As I was walking to her room, one of the dementia-stricken old ladies, sitting in a wheelchair in a common area, yelled out, "HEY! HEY!" as I walked by. I just kept walking but, right before I went into Mom's room, the old lady yelled, "ALL THESE MEN WALKING AROUND HERE AND I CAN'T GET ONE TO ( Read more... )