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♦ LUCY DIAMOND'S SUPER EVIL BLOG OF EVIL

May 01, 2010 08:10

[A video post. It flickers on to present a woman dressed all in black - there's a crown atop her head, at a jaunty angle, and various jewels around her neck. She's holding a scepter. Looking pretty pimp, really.]

'Sup, losers. [She grins. It's a pretty damn charming grin, ngl.]That's right, Lucy Diamond is back in the States and ready to rock your ( Read more... )

!!internet, lucy diamond

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jigglingkeys April 30 2010, 22:42:41 UTC

L-Lucy Diamond? The Lucy Diamond? The one who drives a car made from destroyed Sentinels?!

downwithdebs April 30 2010, 23:07:05 UTC

[Why hello]

Yeah, that's the one.

And what's your name?

1/2 jigglingkeys April 30 2010, 23:43:17 UTC

[Oh mai]

O-oh wow, I read all about you in Heroes and Villain's Weekly!

Uh, Lucy Heartphilia-

2/2 jigglingkeys April 30 2010, 23:43:54 UTC

...AHH I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD YOU THAT!

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[text comment on the blog] firstlaugh April 30 2010, 22:48:29 UTC

LOVE YOUR HAT

where can i get one of those for myself

[Voice reply] downwithdebs April 30 2010, 23:07:39 UTC

Hah. Maybe hit up some museums.

[POLICE ISSUE BLOG TAG] yournotjigsaw April 30 2010, 23:00:27 UTC

Ma'am. This is a friendly note to ask you to stop in for questioning on the matter of the disappearance of a set of artifacts. If you could please contact Detective Eric Matthews at 555-0912.

Any assistance is appreciated.

[WOAHHHHHH NOOOOO] downwithdebs April 30 2010, 23:08:08 UTC

Yeah, how about... not.

Nice try, though.

[TEXTD FROM THE CELL PHONE OF ERIC MATTHEWS] yournotjigsaw April 30 2010, 23:09:45 UTC

You realize posting things on your personal blog could count as a confession?

....Honestly, I thought you had more sense. After some of the shit I've heard..

[Text response that somehow carries snark 8|] downwithdebs April 30 2010, 23:57:30 UTC

Dude, do I really appear to care? You gotta catch me first.

Oh? Like what? If it's about those FBI agents in Chile, then it's probably true.

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tsuuuuun April 30 2010, 23:48:59 UTC

There're lots of things cooler than dragon-looking anteaters.

downwithdebs April 30 2010, 23:57:50 UTC

Uh huh.

Says who?

tsuuuuun May 1 2010, 00:00:14 UTC

Um, everyone? What's so great about anteaters?

[video] downwithdebs May 1 2010, 00:02:38 UTC

Your mom is what's great about anteaters.

Besides, they're dragon-anteaters or... something.

[Behind her, a peon is putting up a poster that reads "A good super hero is a dead super hero". Classy, no?]

Anyway, kiddo, [Less convincing only because Lucy is 17] dont you have... some candy you should be giving to children or something? Glee Club, whatever.

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[Text message comes from a user called 'Poison Ivy' ] toxicrevenger May 1 2010, 01:29:11 UTC

A museum? Pfft. Kids' stuff. Someone with your reputation can do better.

[Text message] downwithdebs May 1 2010, 20:17:28 UTC

True. Very true.

So I take it I don't get a 10/10 for this one?

[Text message] toxicrevenger May 2 2010, 19:41:26 UTC

Nah. I think I'm going with a 7/10 on this one.

Now corporate espionage...that's where things get more challenging. The lengths people will go to in order to protect those dirty little secrets they don't want to get out to the public are pretty interesting.

[Text message] downwithdebs May 3 2010, 06:13:11 UTC

Ouch. All right, guess I better step it up.

... That sounds like an episode of a tele novella waiting to happen. I like it.

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