♦ LUCY DIAMOND'S SUPER EVIL BLOG OF EVIL

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[A video post. It flickers on to present a woman dressed all in black - there's a crown atop her head, at a jaunty angle, and various jewels around her neck. She's holding a scepter. Looking pretty pimp, really.]

'Sup, losers. [She grins. It's a pretty damn charming grin, ngl.]That's right, Lucy Diamond is back in the States and ready to rock your

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[jigglingkeys]

L-Lucy Diamond? The Lucy Diamond? The one who drives a car made from destroyed Sentinels?!

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[Why hello]

Yeah, that's the one.

And what's your name?

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[jigglingkeys]

[Oh mai]

O-oh wow, I read all about you in Heroes and Villain's Weekly!

Uh, Lucy Heartphilia-

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[jigglingkeys]

...AHH I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD YOU THAT!

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[downwithdebs]

Oh, come on. I don't bite. [Her grin says otherwise. :|]

Lucy, huh? Pretty name. Kinda the sort that asks for trouble, though.

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[jigglingkeys]

Even if you didn't, giving my name to a self professed villain isn't exactly my finest moment.

Oh, thank you-I mean, that's not really important! W-what kind of trouble?

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[downwithdebs]

Well, what do you count as your finest moment?

All the good kinds. [Ahaha yeah. Flirting, hi.]

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[jigglingkeys]

[Puffs up a little] Well, I did help out the X-Men on two separate occasions, and managed to pay for a trip to America by myself.

I'm not sure trouble is any good [Ohgodwhyissheblushing?]

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[Ugh. The X-Men.] Christ, the X-Men? Bunch of fun-killer good two-shoes.

Oh, come on. That's jsut all that spandex exposure talking.

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[jigglingkeys]

Hey, the X-Men are really cool! They've saved the world and who knows how many people's lives dozens of times!

But all the times I get in trouble it usually just ends with me getting hurt or stripped.

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Don't you think they'd be a little less cool without people like me around?

Color me intrigued, Lucy Heartphilia.

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[jigglingkeys]

Well it's true that every good story needs compelling villains... GAH WHAT AM I SAYING? This is real life, not a comic book!

I-I'm really not all that interesting, not to a pretty distinguished villain like yourself.

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Yeah, but isn't fiction based on life?

You'd be surprised.

[And she winks.] Later.

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[jigglingkeys]

Well, yes, but I mean, what about the people who get hurt?

...Wait...WHAT?

I'm so doomed