♦ LUCY DIAMOND'S SUPER EVIL BLOG OF EVIL

[downwithdebs]

[A video post. It flickers on to present a woman dressed all in black - there's a crown atop her head, at a jaunty angle, and various jewels around her neck. She's holding a scepter. Looking pretty pimp, really.]

'Sup, losers. [She grins. It's a pretty damn charming grin, ngl.]That's right, Lucy Diamond is back in the States and ready to rock your

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[tsuuuuun]

There're lots of things cooler than dragon-looking anteaters.

[downwithdebs]

Uh huh.

Says who?

[tsuuuuun]

Um, everyone? What's so great about anteaters?

[video]

[downwithdebs]

Your mom is what's great about anteaters.

Besides, they're dragon-anteaters or... something.

[Behind her, a peon is putting up a poster that reads "A good super hero is a dead super hero". Classy, no?]

Anyway, kiddo, [Less convincing only because Lucy is 17] dont you have... some candy you should be giving to children or something? Glee Club, whatever.

[sup video]

[tsuuuuun]

Kiddo? Who do you think you're calling a kid? You're the kid here, brat.

[whee video]

[downwithdebs]

Uh, I'm a badass master criminal. Who are you, blondie? Having fun babysitting over there?

[tsuuuuun]

Well, I could be an average high school student, or I could be a master criminal too! If I were, though, I wouldn't be stupid enough to brag about it on the Internet.

[downwithdebs]

Who's stupid? Just letting you kids know I'm back in town, Blondie.

[tsuuuuun]

To be quite honest, I've never heard of you.

[downwithdebs]

Maybe you need to get out more.