Mature Adults; The Greatest Things in Life [apprentices, PG-13]

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Title: Mature Adults
Pairing/Characters: The Apprentices
Written For: kingdom100 prompt- 038. Ice Cream
Rating: L for LOL (and uh. PG-13 for potty mouths.)

Comments

[iwantasoda]

Oh god, oh god, oh god

-dies-

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told joo :D

[iwantasoda]

-comes back to life-

Heee, these are so freaking awesome. I can just see Xehanort and Braig dancing around...

-dies again-

[x_iland]

*IS SO DEAD*

oh god. that seriously made me DIE. That's gotta be the best dumb thing Ryan's ever said.

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*dies again in recollection*

and LOL SARA - Let's go get some dildos! *ded*

I don't even know if that's spelled right. >_>.

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er - i meant to use Roxas-icon.

[arson_attrition]

OH DEAR GOD. The SECOND ONE WAS BRILLIANT.

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*LOLICONDEATH*

...yeah. The "satisfaction" prompt caught my eye, and naturally I thought -

BUT THEN MUSIC EXPLODED INTO MY HEAD.

And fic was born :D

[arson_attrition]

YA I KNO I LUV THAT ICON

Oh, yes. Plot bunnies galore, bouncing with the flowers and shagging with the tall grasses. =D

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LOL okay that totally reminds me of this part at the end of a GREAT Harry/Draco fic I read (although... IMHO, Draco would top. But this is like... OOC pimp!Harry. It's hilarious and yet sweet/hot/awesome) called "All Bets Are Off" by Allegra (it's pretty old, actually. Maybe written like... just after the fourth book? Third even? I'm serious. It's old. But AMAZING.) And anyway, at the end, there's this part where Draco's dreaming, and it's like "Everything was lovely, sun shining, flowers blooming, and two boys shagging each other's brains out like there was no tomorrow."

.....I died.

LUXORD IS A GAY PIRATE :X

[solacedreaming]

/giggle snort/

I am ded. Lol. :D

[type_here]

When the first thing that catch your eye in a fic is "LET'S GO GET SOME DILDOS!" and you're in the middle of a classroom it's funny... XD XD

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oh, definitely XDDDD.

Kingdom Hearts is never worksafe. Or class-safe. X3.