Mature Adults; The Greatest Things in Life [apprentices, PG-13]
Title: Mature Adults
Pairing/Characters: The Apprentices
Written For: kingdom100 prompt- 038. Ice Cream
Rating: L for LOL (and uh. PG-13 for potty mouths.)
It was another cheerful day at the Radiant Garden, and the apprentices were enjoying a lovely ice cream moment with their fearless leader, Ansem the Wise.
Except for one.
Even stalked outside - and when he saw what everyone was doing, he threw his hands up, furious, and went back inside.
Everyone waited.
AAAAND HE'S BACK AGAIN. "Okay. What it is with the goddamn ice cream?!"
Braig rolled his eyes. "Okay, just because you don't like it..."
"I mean, seriously!!" he continued as if Braig hadn't even spoken. "It's ice cream. That's like... kiddie stuff! I mean... we're all mature adults here, aren't we?"
They stared at him.
Braig burst out laughing. "What are we supposed to have instead, dildos?!"
Dilan almost dropped his ice cream.
"LET'S GO GET SOME DILDOS!" Braig threw up his hands.
....finally, the stunned silence broke, and just about everyone began to crack up.
Ansem snorted. "Interesting..." chuckle "...choice of words there, Braig..."
Braig was leaning against Dilan, gasping for breath. "What?"
"Dildos..."
The fact that their master had just said that sent everyone else into another round of giggles.
Even did NOT see what was so funny. Finally, he turned around and left them all to their laughter.
....Let's go get some dildos!
Okay. Maybe it was a little funny.
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A/N: TRUE STORY. I am not effin kidding you! You know that part where Roxas, Hayner, Olette, and Pence are sitting around, and Roxas says, "I'm gonna go get some ice cream"? Well, my friend Ryan (who is a lot like Vexen except more dumb and less freakoutish) was like "Hey... if this game were rated M... what would they be having instead of ice cream?"
...
We all stared at him. And me and Elise were just like 'um... ICE CREAM?' and then our friend Sara, OUT OF THE BLUE, was like, "I'm gonna go get some DILDOS!'
It was friggin hilarious. And now I can't see any of the ice cream scenes the same way. Ever. Not that it was any less dirty before, but... lol. Just lol.
Okay, this one was short so HAVE ANOTHER - I'm catching up to you, iwantasoda!
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Title: The Greatest Things in Life
Pairing/Characters: The Apprentices (minus Dilan)
Written For: kingdom100 prompt- 032. Satisfaction
Rating: L for LOL (and uh. PG.)
Even looked up as he heard a knock on his door. "Come in!"
Ienzo peered around the edge of the door. "Um, Even? Xehanort wants to see you."
"Really?" Even sighed and looked around him. "I'm in the middle of something, can it...?"
"No, actually, he said it was urgent." He gave the older apprentice an apologetic shrug.
Siiighhh. "I guess this will have to wait... where is he?"
"In his room." Ienzo moved off down the hall, task accomplished.
Even scowled and strode up the hall to Xehanort's room. Huh... he could hear music. Must be Braig. He opened the door....
Oh.
Dear.
God.
"I CAN'T GET NO!"
"Ye~~~ah!"
"Satis-FAC-TION!"
Xehanort. And Braig. Were dancing. On the bed.
Naked.
Even's screams echoed in the halls of the Radiant Garden as he ran away, far away, as fast as humanly possible.
Ienzo leaned on the wall next to Aeleus, a thoughtful expression on his face. "Huh. You're right. That was incredibly entertaining."
"See? I told you." Aeleus ruffled Ienzo's purpley hair. "The greatest things in life are free."
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A/N: *dies* ohhh man! Not what you expected, right? XDDDD. Don't ask me why they're naked. It's Xehanort and Braig, who ever has a clue? And yes. They really were just dancing - Dilan would pitch a fit otherwise :D
Pairing/Characters: The Apprentices
Written For: kingdom100 prompt- 038. Ice Cream
Rating: L for LOL (and uh. PG-13 for potty mouths.)
It was another cheerful day at the Radiant Garden, and the apprentices were enjoying a lovely ice cream moment with their fearless leader, Ansem the Wise.
Except for one.
Even stalked outside - and when he saw what everyone was doing, he threw his hands up, furious, and went back inside.
Everyone waited.
AAAAND HE'S BACK AGAIN. "Okay. What it is with the goddamn ice cream?!"
Braig rolled his eyes. "Okay, just because you don't like it..."
"I mean, seriously!!" he continued as if Braig hadn't even spoken. "It's ice cream. That's like... kiddie stuff! I mean... we're all mature adults here, aren't we?"
They stared at him.
Braig burst out laughing. "What are we supposed to have instead, dildos?!"
Dilan almost dropped his ice cream.
"LET'S GO GET SOME DILDOS!" Braig threw up his hands.
....finally, the stunned silence broke, and just about everyone began to crack up.
Ansem snorted. "Interesting..." chuckle "...choice of words there, Braig..."
Braig was leaning against Dilan, gasping for breath. "What?"
"Dildos..."
The fact that their master had just said that sent everyone else into another round of giggles.
Even did NOT see what was so funny. Finally, he turned around and left them all to their laughter.
....Let's go get some dildos!
Okay. Maybe it was a little funny.
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A/N: TRUE STORY. I am not effin kidding you! You know that part where Roxas, Hayner, Olette, and Pence are sitting around, and Roxas says, "I'm gonna go get some ice cream"? Well, my friend Ryan (who is a lot like Vexen except more dumb and less freakoutish) was like "Hey... if this game were rated M... what would they be having instead of ice cream?"
...
We all stared at him. And me and Elise were just like 'um... ICE CREAM?' and then our friend Sara, OUT OF THE BLUE, was like, "I'm gonna go get some DILDOS!'
It was friggin hilarious. And now I can't see any of the ice cream scenes the same way. Ever. Not that it was any less dirty before, but... lol. Just lol.
Okay, this one was short so HAVE ANOTHER - I'm catching up to you, iwantasoda!
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Title: The Greatest Things in Life
Pairing/Characters: The Apprentices (minus Dilan)
Written For: kingdom100 prompt- 032. Satisfaction
Rating: L for LOL (and uh. PG.)
Even looked up as he heard a knock on his door. "Come in!"
Ienzo peered around the edge of the door. "Um, Even? Xehanort wants to see you."
"Really?" Even sighed and looked around him. "I'm in the middle of something, can it...?"
"No, actually, he said it was urgent." He gave the older apprentice an apologetic shrug.
Siiighhh. "I guess this will have to wait... where is he?"
"In his room." Ienzo moved off down the hall, task accomplished.
Even scowled and strode up the hall to Xehanort's room. Huh... he could hear music. Must be Braig. He opened the door....
Oh.
Dear.
God.
"I CAN'T GET NO!"
"Ye~~~ah!"
"Satis-FAC-TION!"
Xehanort. And Braig. Were dancing. On the bed.
Naked.
Even's screams echoed in the halls of the Radiant Garden as he ran away, far away, as fast as humanly possible.
Ienzo leaned on the wall next to Aeleus, a thoughtful expression on his face. "Huh. You're right. That was incredibly entertaining."
"See? I told you." Aeleus ruffled Ienzo's purpley hair. "The greatest things in life are free."
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A/N: *dies* ohhh man! Not what you expected, right? XDDDD. Don't ask me why they're naked. It's Xehanort and Braig, who ever has a clue? And yes. They really were just dancing - Dilan would pitch a fit otherwise :D