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[wybrows]

[ After sticking her beautiful macaroni art up on the wall (a big flower in the middle courtesy of Afu with details and other scenery by Wy), she goes over to the phone. ]

That place was stupid and you're all awful.

[ So then she goes outside and finds her pet Ringtail Possum, Archy Wyld, in the mail.

Feel free to run into her while she's

A.

Comments

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[starshots]

[just. watching.] ...

just

[starshots]

[oww my head]

the worst

[starshots]

ever.

[starshots]

[stands up.]

done

[starshots]

[BEGINS RUNNING OFF DOWN THE STREET, SCREAMING FOR EVERY DRONE IN THE VICINITY TO HEAR]

EVERY NIGHT RUSSIA HAS ILLICIT DREAMS ABOUT AMERICA!!

my poor babby inbox

[wybrows]

[ She does not understand this.

But she looks to Russia like she's judging him.

Because she is. ]

it could use a few pounds

[kol_shevik]

[ Russia cannot look her in the huge judging brows ]

Is not true, you know.

russia has plenty to spare

[starshots]

[looping around, shaking drones, yelling] IT'S A COMPLETE SCANDAL!! HE DREAMS OF TAKING HIS CHASTITY AND HIS MONEY!!

[when_in_me]

[don't mind me just doing some gardening doo doo do-

what was that about taking chastity

hoho

ohohohoho

ohohohohohohohohohoho.]

[wybrows]

[ Continues staring at Russia. ]

What's chastity?

[kol_shevik]

. . .

Is something Russia is wanting nothing to do with.

[starshots]

[oh hey Rome

grabbing him by the collar thinking he's a drone] BUT I BET HE WOULDN'T EVEN MARRY HIM AFTERWARD! WHAT A LECHER!

[wybrows]

[ STARING. With her judging child eyebrows. ]

... You're gonna marry a guy? And is a lecher a type of animal?