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[wybrows]

[ After sticking her beautiful macaroni art up on the wall (a big flower in the middle courtesy of Afu with details and other scenery by Wy), she goes over to the phone. ]

That place was stupid and you're all awful.

[ So then she goes outside and finds her pet Ringtail Possum, Archy Wyld, in the mail.

Feel free to run into her while she's

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[starshots]

[just. watching.] ...

why, wy. why.

[kol_shevik]

[ alksjdlask h-hopping on one foot ]

Strange animal is not being a worker!

russia cannot handle 12 and 13 year old girls... so sad...

[starshots]

Th-then what should I say? I'm trying to be a good proletariat citizen! [probably. doesn't know what 'proletariat' means.

also, whacking you in your big fat stomach.]

the only way to defeat russia...

[wybrows]

[ He's climbin' in yo gardens, eatin' yo sunflowers up... ]

Archy doesn't have to be a worker for anyone. He'll eat all your stupid sunflowers if he wants to!

he has no idea how to deal with preteen hormones!!

[kol_shevik]

[ THAT IS IT

ATTEMPTING TO GRAB ONE LITTLE GIRL UNDER EACH ARM. ]

THIS IS NOT HOW TO DEAL

[starshots]

[Suou reacts the same way she always has every time Russia grabs her: she flails uselessly. Except this never works, so she tries something new.

She sinks her teeth into Russia's arm.]

FIRE THE MISSILES by which I mean hormones

[wybrows]

[ Also flailing uselessly. She has not realised this doesn't work. ]

I'm gonna tell Oz! And Prince Paul! A-Archy come bite him! [ He's just eating the sunflowers and not paying attention. ]

HOW DOES I SHOT FATHERING?

[kol_shevik]

[ DAUGHTER, WHY SO CRUEL. Too bad Russia's got too much a fatty covering.

He marches them both down the street. ]

Bad children.

HOW DOES I BECAME DAUGHTER?

[starshots]

Prince-? You can call a Pri- [RUSSIA WHERE ARE YOU TAKING THEM.] Let me go or I'll tell everyone you dream about America!

HOW DOES I JUST GET SOME SUNFLOWERS?

[wybrows]

I can call my prince and have him... e-execute ya! [ Pokes Russia's side or something. That is the best she can do, yes. ]

obvs do it when russia isn't looking

[kol_shevik]

[ He promptly drops them both unceremoniously onto the ground.

He points to Wy. ]

Tsarists are not being allowed in Russia's garden.

[ and points to Suou ]

. . . Do not be telling anyone that.

it's okay wy she'll give them to you w;A;w

[starshots]

[FALLS IN A HEAP. ruins her tentdress.]

I'll say you have all kinds of dreams about him.

[Stands up and kicks in the shin.]

he'll wake up and they'll all be gone

[wybrows]

[ Would cry if there weren't people around ow. ]

I can go anywhere I want. Besides, I can beat you up if you do that again!

he'll cry for a week straight...

[kol_shevik]

[ LOOKS AT SUOU

LOOKS AT WY

LOOKS AT SUOU

LOOKS AT WY

PUSHES SUOU OVER ]

YOU ARE TERRIBLE 1/?

[starshots]

really

[starshots]

[

falls.]