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Padma,

Hopefully you will take the time to read this, although I wouldn't blame you if you ignored it.

What with everything that's going on, I reckon it's a time of reflection for all of us, before we head off to whatever lies ahead, and, in my case, that reflection has, rightly, made me feel very uncomfortable.

Anyway, I suppose what I'm really ( Read more... )

In view of the mass hysteria concerns expressed during our last announcement of the Peril Indicator machine, we've made a few changes.

Yes, and we've got it working better than ever too.

The machine is now in the War Room, and is of course covered by the wards there.

Below each bank of lights, you will see a little capsule with a name on it.

It is very ( Read more... )

Look , before anyone starts, it wasn't us

No indeedy

We were sitting quielty and reading

Indubitably

Nothing to do with us

or the fireworks Certainly not

Perhaps it is a Compewter Fire Us

Yes, Or a Trojan Hearse

Probably

Yes

You are never going to believe this

Never!

Go and see if you can find Bill and Remus.

They are.....

They both......

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Priceless!!

Did you see....

Oh yes indeedy

Hahahaha

Yes, most amusing.

The bit about the fat postie and Professor Sprout scoffing all the biscuits

Oh that was priceless

What about the bit about Snape and Lupin?

Oh wasn't that brilliant!

I mean Snape does love to wind Remus up ( Read more... )

The parcel when opened will emit the obligatory shower of glitter, accompanied by a loud fanfare that sounds as if it was created on wind instruments. Of the human variety ( Read more... )

Locked to Ron and Hermione

Hello you two love birds

How are you getting on with the talking things?

Only we've had an idea

Yes

It was something Padma said about remembering the codenames

We think we've got a translator charm.

So if you say the REAL name first, it tells you the codename.

So if we said "Hermione" then the machine would say " ( Read more... )