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Lets kick this event off...
Are you even logged in, Kronk? Or are you still stuck at the tutorial? (Newbs. What it takes to raise up a half-decent tank around here. I can't believe I'm even touching this server again)
If you're going to join my party, if you want to be power-leveled, you have exactly three minutes to meet me at the Chaos Gate!
Otherwise I'll just meet up with ( Read more... ) -
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Inti as my witness, I will KILL him!
[Guess who's finally busted out of the labs, grit teethed wild-eyed and determined, and is rampaging ur halls with a giant mallet, a hobbling stride, and also armed with several exploding lurid-pink, poorly labelled vials of god-knows-what!
....If you've ever wanted your character to become a talking animal in a ( Read more... ) -
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Am I dreaming, or did a talking lizard just pop down into the cinders to lecture me about the joys of giving
....what is a Grinch, anyway?
Ughh, I'm going back to bed! Before those dreadful songs and maddening bells start up outside in the hall again.
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[Video] For your Horror and Enjoyment...
Kronk! [Yzma barks into the camera, a piece of candy cane stuck between her teeth. The lab is heavily decorated, and tinsel is covering most of the glasswork....which means Yzma's all sorts of shiny, hissing like an irate glittery disco diva]
What's with all of this! I said you could decorate the lab, a little, but don't you think this is going a ( Read more... ) -
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Well don't we all feel well traveled now?
Gravity and cold on these old bones has left me in a bit of an uncomfortable pickle, so...if anyone would care to crack me back into alignment, I promise you'll stay on my good side. -
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This dry chill is doing absolutely nothing for my complexion.
...Days like this, I miss that firebrand Axel and his help with the sauna.
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Of all my charming and delightful quirks, the best they could come up with is that I'm a tiny bit over the hill?
Hmph! Kronk! I demand you find me the writers of that foul play! So much slander on one stage wouldn't be tolerated in my empire ( Read more... ) -
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[A sweeping movement knocks the communicator her dresser, along with a full tray of cosmetics which scatter and dust the communicator with powder when it turns itself on.
A stiletto with a bony foot attached narrowly crunches over the lens as it's owner tears through the room
Geist-Yzma's eyes are bloodied, she's holding her claw-like hands over ( Read more... ) -
Russia
As much as I hate to admit it, I think I miss the monarchy.
