[Video] For your Horror and Enjoyment...

Dec 21, 2009 00:42

Kronk! [Yzma barks into the camera, a piece of candy cane stuck between her teeth. The lab is heavily decorated, and tinsel is covering most of the glasswork....which means Yzma's all sorts of shiny, hissing like an irate glittery disco diva]

What's with all of this! I said you could decorate the lab, a little, but don't you think this is going a little overboard! How on earth am I supposed to...

[She suddenly pauses, as if dumbstruck, hearing a rhythmic 'buhbababum, babum, babum, babum-' ....that's right, she's standing under a big bough of holly. And she blinks quizzically, several times, transfixed.

Yzma's evil smile grows three sizes into a stretched simper. She flutters her eyelashes a few times, unzipping her labcoat and revealing a clingy gown beneath it, hanging off her bony frame...

Then she begins to sensually croon the thing you all never wished you'd turned your attention to, because once you've gazed upon the horror that is Yzma singing a fullblown rendition of Santa Baby (Click it Click it, it's even the right voice!), you just can't look away.

She slinks around the lab theatrically too, all but breathily purring the lyrics.]

ode to eartha kitt, yzma + holly=ohdeargod, santa cutie, hurry down the chimney, bleach for your eeeeeeyes

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