MY CO-WORKER KEEPS SENDING ME LINKS TO VIDEOS OF PEOPLE PULLING BOTFLY LARVAE OUT OF THEIR BODIES.

MAKE HIM STOP!

I can't stop watching them. I am fascinated while simultaneously wanting to throw up.

If you begin a dialog with "Hey Liz, I found this little blue plastic toy ray-gun in my office. It makes noise and has stars on it..." and then follow it with the question "Do you want it?"...

THE ANSWER WILL ALWAYS BE YES.

PS- WAIT... WHAT!? IS THIS FOR REAL!? FOR REALLY REAL!?

oh NO.

and by "oh no" I mean "HOLY CRAP YES PLEASE!"

\:D/

SAY IT AINT SO..

I have a really BAD feeling about this.

Damnit Zazzle! why would you tell me that my order is shipping when UPS hasn't even had time to scan the friggin package. IT'S NOT SHOWING UP! That's a tease AND YOU KNOW IT!

MAMA WANTS HER MERCH!

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I think I need this for that one Doctor/Master fic I accidentally read.
Not the good one... that OTHER ONE.
*shudders*

OH, My Heart.

I was just thinking about my boys the other day.

Dom's hand on Billy's leg. Lij leaning in on Dom. Dom's arm around Lij's shoulders. This just makes me happy :)

Well... Not Dom's haircut. But the rest of it for sure.

PS- HI EVERYONE! I'm trying to come back :)
*SMOOOOOOOOOOCHES*

-NAZ

Holy shit...

WATCHMEN.

also,

holy shit...

ALL THE TRAILERS BEFORE WATCHMEN.
I am not leaving the theater this summer.

Oh... I have a sexy new vacuum. In as much as a vacuum can be "sexy"... this one SO IS.

it's a DYYYYYYYYYYYYYSON. *caresses inappropriately*

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