FOR THE RECORD...

[writer_in_black]

If you begin a dialog with "Hey Liz, I found this little blue plastic toy ray-gun in my office. It makes noise and has stars on it..." and then follow it with the question "Do you want it?"...

THE ANSWER WILL ALWAYS BE YES.

PS- WAIT... WHAT!? IS THIS FOR REAL!? FOR REALLY REAL!?

oh NO.

and by "oh no" I mean "HOLY CRAP YES PLEASE!"

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