I am grounded I am humbled I am one with everything

[wringhim]

Is it dangerous to store cooking oil on the worksurface next to the gas hob? I can't really imagine the oil's going to leap over and combust. Yet it still does seem a little of a fire hazard

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[teachesmacabre]

hell, they warn you not to put clothes with oil on them into a dryer. So I guess anything is possible.

[dr_shocker]

Who is on your list of imaginary wives?

[wringhim]

Hi, I've not got very far with the imaginary wives list

Riot Becki from the Pipettes
Amy Winehouse
Kimya Dawson
Siobhan Donaghy
Christina Ricci
The girl from High School Musical
Kate who I went out with briefly and who slept in my bed without any intercourse
Lauren Laverne
Amanda Peet
Claire Danes no matter how shit her films are
My friend Moira

Etc.

[teachesmacabre]

it just isn't a party without Amanda Peet.

[dr_shocker]

Why Amanda Peet?

[lifesizemonkey]

Amy Winehouse? Really?