I am grounded I am humbled I am one with everything

Oct 07, 2006 18:16

Is it dangerous to store cooking oil on the worksurface next to the gas hob? I can't really imagine the oil's going to leap over and combust. Yet it still does seem a little of a fire hazard.

Also I'm sufficiently bored to be reduced to compiling/updating my list of imaginary wives. I'm not yet bored enough to get onto the husbands.

Scotland 1 France 0! I've basically not expected Scotland to win a game of "fitba"/"soccer" for years, whether they've been playing the Faroes or the former world champions. But three out of three wins this autumn! I may have to stop devoting quite so much time to enumerating reasons why Scotland is a shit (non-)country. Although there's still Jack McConnell, Lulu, The Proclaimers, Gordon Brown, Orange lodges, Livingston, First ScotRail, mutton pies, skirlie, porridge, the gap in the middle of the M8, Tennents Lager, heart disease, and more than our fair share of mad Christian fundamentalists.

I think I might go spread my germs at the poker tonight, but still not quite sure.

firehazard, football, scotland, selfloathing

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