my mom totally thiks i am a lesbian. she found all of my lesbian ish stuff (earring with naked women, shoes with naked women, and belt buckle with a chicks ass on it) and i was able to convince her i was gay..tehehehe. little does she know i have about 200 bucks in contraceptives (a/n if you want to read about my sexapades go to kurt's journal,
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