macked in the face with yellow mace!
my mom totally thiks i am a lesbian. she found all of my lesbian ish stuff (earring with naked women, shoes with naked women, and belt buckle with a chicks ass on it) and i was able to convince her i was gay..tehehehe. little does she know i have about 200 bucks in contraceptives (a/n if you want to read about my sexapades go to kurt's journal, nazgul666, geddit?)
yesterday i went to kurt's to see fireworks the highlights being the whipcream fight and the song he wrote for me on the spot (she's got whipcream in her hair and i put it there so i don't care, but if it was put there by someone else....i'd kill her) and also shooting kurt in the stomach with a confetti gun...heheheh
i got my own car which is v. pimp. honda civic and it is PURPLE. pics later because i am lazy
and now i must go to wax my baby.......i'm coming kurt!
yesterday i went to kurt's to see fireworks the highlights being the whipcream fight and the song he wrote for me on the spot (she's got whipcream in her hair and i put it there so i don't care, but if it was put there by someone else....i'd kill her) and also shooting kurt in the stomach with a confetti gun...heheheh
i got my own car which is v. pimp. honda civic and it is PURPLE. pics later because i am lazy
and now i must go to wax my baby.......i'm coming kurt!