vampires! werewolves! zombies! demons! faeries!
The other night, seimaisin and I were talking about My Chemical Romance doing an entirely supernatural-themed album (vampires! werewolves! zombies! demons! faeries!) and we decided that Gerard would want to include a unicorn song for Mikey. Except that Mikey would be concerned (and validly so) that the unicorns would die horribly at the end of the song. Because, let's face it, this is Gerard we're talking about here.
Gerard's solution? They can be undead unicorns!
Yep. MCR's next hit single: Zombie Unicorns Will Never Trample You. (*ba-dum-ching*)
Then iamsupernova said Gerard would draw the album art and he'd want to do a promo photoshoot in costume, of course, as the album characters and suggested casting the guys as:
- Gerard the vampire
- Mikey the unicorn
- Frankie the faerie [jamjar: He would be an unseelie, batwinged, armed FAIRY PRINCESS!]
- Bob the werewolf
- Ray the demon
So, wolfshirters, what do you guys think? What supernatural creatures fit the guys best and/or would be most amusing to picture them as? And what sort of chaos would ensue if, say, the Magical Realism Fairy hit them with her (pink, sparkly) magic wand and turned them into their album characters FOR REAL?
ETA: NOW WITH ACTUAL ZOMBIE UNICORNS WILL NEVER TRAMPLE YOU TEE-SHIRT DESIGN. BECAUSE berserkide IS GENIUS.
ETA II, KIND OF BELATEDLY: schuyler did indeed send the zombie unicorn shirt designed by berserkide in to cafepress; the store is http://www.cafepress.com/zombieunicorns and the shirt looks AWESOMECAKES.
Gerard's solution? They can be undead unicorns!
Yep. MCR's next hit single: Zombie Unicorns Will Never Trample You. (*ba-dum-ching*)
Then iamsupernova said Gerard would draw the album art and he'd want to do a promo photoshoot in costume, of course, as the album characters and suggested casting the guys as:
- Gerard the vampire
- Mikey the unicorn
- Frankie the faerie [jamjar: He would be an unseelie, batwinged, armed FAIRY PRINCESS!]
- Bob the werewolf
- Ray the demon
So, wolfshirters, what do you guys think? What supernatural creatures fit the guys best and/or would be most amusing to picture them as? And what sort of chaos would ensue if, say, the Magical Realism Fairy hit them with her (pink, sparkly) magic wand and turned them into their album characters FOR REAL?
ETA: NOW WITH ACTUAL ZOMBIE UNICORNS WILL NEVER TRAMPLE YOU TEE-SHIRT DESIGN. BECAUSE berserkide IS GENIUS.
ETA II, KIND OF BELATEDLY: schuyler did indeed send the zombie unicorn shirt designed by berserkide in to cafepress; the store is http://www.cafepress.com/zombieunicorns and the shirt looks AWESOMECAKES.