I realize that I have been a Coast to Coast AM listener for a full decade now.
apparently this is how getting old happens.

• got a haircut.
• worked from 9AM until 8:15pm, with a lunch break as per dept of labor regulations.
• noticed all of the empty DARK EYES 200ml vodka bottles scattered and hidden around the area of the old opera house.
• decided to see what all of these drunks were up to and get a bottle for myself.
• abused html

My boss likes to torture me. For the past two days he has made me drive down to the Sierra County offices and attempt to transfer their network from a shitty whoreless to a T1. It consistently fails miserably. Only about 20 machines can use the new gateway before additional machines can't be added or cause a random machine to fall off such that is ( Read more... )

Damnit. LJ now seems to completely strip off random html tags like (view the source on that to see how to do it now)

scorpions on a plane:
http://www.zeenews.com/znnew/articles.asp?aid=347143&ssid=68&sid=LIF

I recommend Gold Extra Lager.
Same price for a 30pk as Natural Ice, less screaming, thrashing, and death.

For shitty chill house:
One of those tremendous URLs that leads to an mp3.

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A RIVAL APPEARS!
This one isn't fuxxored by salt water!

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