Entry 1,000,000,001

[wizardwhodidit]

Great, no, really, just wonderful. This is exactly how I wanted to spend my evening, trapped in another dimension.

No doubt someone can read this. Any of you adventurers? I've got a great quest for you, with a highly plot-relevant quest item as a reward.

Comments

[heroicfanboy]

Hello! I'm Almaz, nice to meet you! I'm not exactly an adventurer, but I am a hero. That should be enough, right? Um, what do you need help with?

[wizardwhodidit]

Open a rift in space/time leading back to Universe X00FF01.

[heroicfanboy]

?!

...Um, I don't think I can do that. Maybe you are, well, setting your hopes too high?

[wizardwhodidit]

Well, it was worth a shot.

Let's try an easier quest: Tell me what the hell's going on. The quest reward is your limbs staying attached to your body.

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