Entry 1,000,000,001

[wizardwhodidit]

Great, no, really, just wonderful. This is exactly how I wanted to spend my evening, trapped in another dimension.

No doubt someone can read this. Any of you adventurers? I've got a great quest for you, with a highly plot-relevant quest item as a reward.

Comments

[heroicfanboy]

Hello! I'm Almaz, nice to meet you! I'm not exactly an adventurer, but I am a hero. That should be enough, right? Um, what do you need help with?

[wizardwhodidit]

Open a rift in space/time leading back to Universe X00FF01.

[heroicfanboy]

?!

...Um, I don't think I can do that. Maybe you are, well, setting your hopes too high?

[wizardwhodidit]

Well, it was worth a shot.

Let's try an easier quest: Tell me what the hell's going on. The quest reward is your limbs staying attached to your body.

1/2

[heroicfanboy]

...

2/2

[heroicfanboy]

[Said in a very, very rushed manner] You're in a Netherworld, one of many places of the same name inhabited by demons. You were kidnapped by Overlord Baal, the ruler of this place, for an unknown reason and are in the same position as many of us in here.

Is... Is that good enough?

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[wizardwhodidit]

*tingling sensation at the base of Almaz's limbs*

[wizardwhodidit]

Sure, that'll do.

[heroicfanboy]

Th,thank you...

What did I do to deserve this...?

[wizardwhodidit]

You were conveniently nearby.