[the two messages on the BBS had been in rapid succession of each other, so it wasn't difficult to see them both. Rose was more than a bit wary over John's message, however - had he disappeared and reappeared in the small span of time since she'd spoken with him last? or was this another one of those blasted alternates?
fucking timeline divergences, ugh. either way she might as well get a reply out before getting too hideously paranoid.]
Actually it's the pair of you who are unfathomably late, although there may be some extenuating circumstances surrounding John. Either way it's so nice of you two to finally give in to the inexorable pull of Time Compression and provide me with some familiar companionship again - I was becoming a bit tired of being the sole representative of our side of this particular Sburb session.
I assume that you've already settled in comfortably enough? You seem fairly enamored with the course catalog, at least.
[ It's Rose! Rose is heeeeeere! He shows the text to Jade and responds. ]
rose!!! :D extenuating circumstances? haha, what? well, we are here now so there are the three of us here and it is going to be ok!
and duh, of course we settled in comfortably. it is kind of hard to hold onto a home when paradox space switches our homes around like some sort of inter-dimensional tango.
It's an incredibly complicated clusterfuck of time and space which offers several possible explanations. However I won't be able to sort out which rings true in this situation for a little bit, so it's best not to worry about it at all.
Time Compression is incredibly thoughtful with its ability to uproot people perfectly contented with their current universe, isn't it? I'm completely at ease with this phenomena and its random selection of people.
well yeah, i meant the scratch but that too. man, i don't think i would ever understand how time-space works. it sucks that there are mostly humans here though. you'd think the whole time compression dealy could bring in more trolls or other aliens! like in sci-fi movies!!
well youre half right on your attempted hailing call anyway though you seem to have fouled it up right and proper now how would you care to give it another go step right up come one come all
half-right? what?? another go? ok, i will try to solve this puzzle. purple text! so that is kind of rosey. but you sound like a douchebag, so almost like dave. and rose said there are alternates of us... maybe...
oh my god fell asleep at the keyboardsdgfasdg also i am sorry for this alreadyfucksseriouslyNovember 21 2011, 03:00:09 UTC
[ TROLL SPOTTED. You don't even remember that stupid quirk, but TOO FUCKING BAD. You are on the hunt and fully loaded. You hunger, and troll tears are the only thing that will feed it. It is time to lay out the HARLEY SMACKDOWN. ]
they are humans that used to be trolls get with the fucking program already you dumb sack of shit!!!! <3<
[ You should also probably mention that you are ABSOLUTELY, TOTALLY INEPT at this sort of thing. Not that you let that stop you. When you are WAXING THIS BLACK for what amounts to AN ENTIRE SPECIES, you can't let such frivolous details get in the way. ]
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fucking timeline divergences, ugh. either way she might as well get a reply out before getting too hideously paranoid.]
Actually it's the pair of you who are unfathomably late, although there may be some extenuating circumstances surrounding John. Either way it's so nice of you two to finally give in to the inexorable pull of Time Compression and provide me with some familiar companionship again - I was becoming a bit tired of being the sole representative of our side of this particular Sburb session.
I assume that you've already settled in comfortably enough? You seem fairly enamored with the course catalog, at least.
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rose!!! :D
extenuating circumstances?
haha, what?
well, we are here now so there are the three of us here and it is going to be ok!
and duh, of course we settled in comfortably.
it is kind of hard to hold onto a home when paradox space switches our homes around like some sort of inter-dimensional tango.
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Time Compression is incredibly thoughtful with its ability to uproot people perfectly contented with their current universe, isn't it? I'm completely at ease with this phenomena and its random selection of people.
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well yeah, i meant the scratch but that too.
man, i don't think i would ever understand how time-space works.
it sucks that there are mostly humans here though. you'd think the whole time compression dealy could bring in more trolls or other aliens!
like in sci-fi movies!!
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well youre half right on your attempted hailing call anyway
though you seem to have fouled it up right and proper
now how would you care to give it another go
step right up come one come all
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another go?
ok, i will try to solve this puzzle.
purple text! so that is kind of rosey.
but you sound like a douchebag, so almost like dave.
and rose said there are alternates of us...
maybe...
you are rose strider??
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yes sure fine
bravo egbert
the reviews are in
*BRAVISSIMO*
youve precisely pinpointed my identity and didnt in any way get it entirely backwards
well done
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so you mean you're....
dave lalonde???
sorry i got it mixed up!
but that is kind of your fault.
dude, you type like a tool.
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:33 < what do you mean by that?
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they are humans that used to be trolls
get with the fucking program already you dumb sack of shit!!!!
<3<
[ You should also probably mention that you are ABSOLUTELY, TOTALLY INEPT at this sort of thing. Not that you let that stop you. When you are WAXING THIS BLACK for what amounts to AN ENTIRE SPECIES, you can't let such frivolous details get in the way. ]
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jade??
i'm sorry for having to come in to auspistice but she doesn't seem that bad!
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oh my gosh
john
i just realized
what if you are just THAT GOOD at auspistice-ing??
omg this is so cool!!!!!!!!!
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AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, HARLEY, I'M BUSY.
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IT'S A KARKAT
CALIGINOUSMODE: INITIATE ]
hi karkat!!
i
want
you
to.......
..............
............................................
to SHUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING MOUTH!!!!
god i had forgotten how dumb your ugly gray text looks
way to be THE MOST awful, fuckass!!!!!!!!
<3
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WHAT THE FUCK.
HARLEY.
WHAT THE FUCK.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING SYMBOL MEANS.
...
DO YOU?
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i just go around making little spades at every hateable dumbfuck by COMPLETE COINCIDENCE!!!!!!
in case that wasnt obvious enough for your stupid head that was sarcasm
yes i know what it means
duhhhhhhhh!!!!
<3< <3< <3< <3<
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