oh my god fell asleep at the keyboardsdgfasdg also i am sorry for this alreadyfucksseriouslyNovember 21 2011, 03:00:09 UTC
[ TROLL SPOTTED. You don't even remember that stupid quirk, but TOO FUCKING BAD. You are on the hunt and fully loaded. You hunger, and troll tears are the only thing that will feed it. It is time to lay out the HARLEY SMACKDOWN. ]
they are humans that used to be trolls get with the fucking program already you dumb sack of shit!!!! <3<
[ You should also probably mention that you are ABSOLUTELY, TOTALLY INEPT at this sort of thing. Not that you let that stop you. When you are WAXING THIS BLACK for what amounts to AN ENTIRE SPECIES, you can't let such frivolous details get in the way. ]
i don't know! sorry jade! it is kind of an in-born talent. maybe we can try practicing to be better trolls to the former trolls. unless karkat is concerned! god, i hate that dickbag.
:33 < no you didnt :33 < its just kinda surpurrising i guess :33 < though all things considered it really shouldnt be :33 < but yes :33 < its nepeta :33 < nice to m33t you too john
um i think you should probably just ignore the first post i made!!! since you are evidently not a complete dumbass like some of the other trolls just pretend the last two sentences arent there!
and um sorry about that ):B you are nepeta, right? my name is jade!
:33 < what do you mean by that?
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they are humans that used to be trolls
get with the fucking program already you dumb sack of shit!!!!
<3<
[ You should also probably mention that you are ABSOLUTELY, TOTALLY INEPT at this sort of thing. Not that you let that stop you. When you are WAXING THIS BLACK for what amounts to AN ENTIRE SPECIES, you can't let such frivolous details get in the way. ]
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jade??
i'm sorry for having to come in to auspistice but she doesn't seem that bad!
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oh my gosh
john
i just realized
what if you are just THAT GOOD at auspistice-ing??
omg this is so cool!!!!!!!!!
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...is totally a possibility.
jade, help, i can't turn off my auspistice swag??
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now NOBODY will be able to get their hate on!!
what did you do
what did you do!!!!!!!!
other than have ALL THE SWAG of course d:B
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sorry jade! it is kind of an in-born talent.
maybe we can try practicing to be better trolls to the former trolls.
unless karkat is concerned!
god, i hate that dickbag.
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do not even get me STARTED on that fuckass!!!!
he can go jump off a building and also suck a bag of bulgedicks as far as i am concerned
but yes practicing to be good trolls sounds like a great idea!!
we should get on this immediately
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god, look at how polite and civil we are being!!
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minus the condescension.
all the trolls from our session turned into humans!
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:33 < uh right
:33 < wait what??
:33 < you mean im a human where you are furrom?
[Considering all that has happened to her since coming here this is a very...interesting development to say the least.]
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did i use too many words??
[ DEEP BREATH. ]
but um, i am john and it is nice to meet you!
nepeta right??
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:33 < its just kinda surpurrising i guess
:33 < though all things considered it really shouldnt be
:33 < but yes
:33 < its nepeta
:33 < nice to m33t you too john
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um
i think you should probably just ignore the first post i made!!!
since you are evidently not a complete dumbass like some of the other trolls
just pretend the last two sentences arent there!
and um
sorry about that ):B
you are nepeta, right?
my name is jade!
its really nice to meet you
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:33 < thats okay!
:33 < yea im nepeta
:33 < its nice to m33t you too at last jade
[That was rather embarrassing. She's glad it was just a misunderstanding, she's not sure how she'd handle someone spading at her.]
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