A: Text, from John Egbert
greetings and salutations!
new cadet john egbert reporting for duty here.
as the former captain and palhoncho of team sburb, may i request mr. dave strider and ms. rose lalonde to report in for duty?
oh. i guess the old trolls could report in too, or something.
ms. jade harley is here already. in fact, she is sitting right next to me safe and sound!
do we have to pick out a major right away???
i need some time to think about this!
computer science and blunt weapons are already my fields of expertise but i am definitely going to be a natural at piloting, hehe.
this is the best military college, oh man.
SeeDs are like secret super spies right?
when i graduate, can i be agent 413?
egbert over and out!
B: Text, from Jade Harley
okay so
no offense meant, but this is kind of bullshit!!!
you should TOTALLY be able to test into wtr301 if you are competent enough!
especially if you are still willing to take 101 at the same time T:B
bluhhhhhhh
they both fit into the schedule and everything!
oh and um
rose, dave, if you see this
i found john!!!! but you didnt show up with him
so...
i guess what i am trying to say here is that you should holla back!!
hehehehe
but really we are a little worried ):B
anyway it does seem a little weird that we just showed up here like this
but honestly i am not in too much of a rush to get back!
this place seems really nice
and i hope i get to know most of you better (:B
sincerely
cadet jade harley
p.s. karkat if you see this you better message me asap!!!!!!!!
C: Action, all over the place
[ Two young aliens have arrived on the scene! From the looks of it, they're of the same make as those pesky trolls that keep showing up around the place - grey skin, yellow sclera, two candy-corn horns in various shapes plopped atop their foreheads and everything. The girl has an smile of utmost rapture on her face, and as she roams from place to place she points things out to the boy with a delighted grin. The boy seems to be keeping his face to a much more tempered “derpy grin,” stopping and remarking on how cool the layout of this place is on occasion.
If you happen to have ever met a John (Egbert) or Jade (Harley) before, they bear an absolutely striking resemblance. It's uncanny, really.
The dynamic duo aren't really stuck in any particular part of Garden - rather, they are roaming throughout its entirety, staring wide-eyed at pretty much everything they pass by. On occasion, Jade will excitedly run off to see something and leave John to catch up, or John will take an extra few minutes to check something out while Jade absent-mindedly wanders off, but in general they stick close together.
Do you choose this moment to run into one or both of them (quite possibly literally)? ]
[[ Both intros merged into one post to prevent spamming up the network! o7 Cuts are to preserve people's eyes from glaring technicourier. ]]