['SUP, alien buddy?! Out of nowhere comes a curious Haruhi, and let's just say Haruhi does not investigate things at a distance. Nope, she's right up close, greeting with a smack on the shoulders and then grabbing Gamzee's horns and checking out if they're genuine or not.]
Whoa! Is this normal for your planet? They're so big!
[Yes, whatever Gamzee is doing is officially irrelevant.]
[Gamzee has been practically swimming in and devouring the cupcakes the entire time. He wasn't relenting, no. These were his own miracles, and he wasn't about to let them go to waste.
Once he heard the new voice, however, he stopped in his tracks. Mouth full of sopor, he gave the unfamiliar redhead a wave.]
Motherfucking miracles is what's going on.
[With his mouth so full, it probably sounds more like 'mofferfoffin murrurrcurrs' than anything.]
[Karkat is stomping his way through the cafeteria, not really paying a whole lot of attention to anything, because he's intending to just get a sandwich or something and leave, and--]
[Oh Goddammit why did he even look.]
[He stares for a really long time, and sloooowly one of his eyebrows goes to make camp in his hairline.]
[Karkat. Oh god, Karkat is here to witness his miracles. The rise of new abilities that the mirthful messiahs bestowed upon him. The next step in his place for his beliefs.
The next step in proving that he's really fucking crazy.
He pops his head out from a pile of cupcakes and grins happily. So, so happily. As if the best thing in his life just happened-type happily.]
Best friend, holy shit. I found my motherfucking calling.
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['SUP, alien buddy?! Out of nowhere comes a curious Haruhi, and let's just say Haruhi does not investigate things at a distance. Nope, she's right up close, greeting with a smack on the shoulders and then grabbing Gamzee's horns and checking out if they're genuine or not.]
Whoa! Is this normal for your planet? They're so big!
[Yes, whatever Gamzee is doing is officially irrelevant.]
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oh my god
who is this person and why are they grabbing his horns?? this does not upset him but he is VERY CONFUSED
yet all he does is look lazily up at her.]
All motherfucking natural, motherfucker. Genuine, one-hundred-and-a-hundred percent Alternian shit right here.
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[... welp. He's gone from startled confusion to mellowed enjoyment now.]
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Like this?
[RUBRUBRUB stop bored now HUG FROM BEHIND INSTEAD. Except the intention is more "YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY" than anything else. Alien.]
There you go! Now! Tell me about this "Alternia!"
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[HOMG LOOKIT ALL THE PIES AND FAYGO!!]
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[Literally from his mouth and not his bicycle horns this time.]
Pinkie. Chica.
This motherfucker's got some serious fucking shit going down. Look at this.
I'm a motherfucking miracle fairy.
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[She covers her mouth in awe, her blue eyes wide with wonder.]
You're a miracle fairy?!
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Look, I want a motherfucking Faygo right now. The wine kind.
And now... shit, look what happened. Miracles is what happened.
[He points to her hair. THERE IS A BOTTLE OF FAYGEAUX CHATEAUX IN HER HAIR...]
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Aerith wasn't quite ready for this, and she looks startled before becoming slightly annoyed as she wades in.]
Can someone tell me what's going on here?
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Once he heard the new voice, however, he stopped in his tracks. Mouth full of sopor, he gave the unfamiliar redhead a wave.]
Motherfucking miracles is what's going on.
[With his mouth so full, it probably sounds more like 'mofferfoffin murrurrcurrs' than anything.]
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Mother
fuckin'
miracles.
Honk.
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[Oh Goddammit why did he even look.]
[He stares for a really long time, and sloooowly one of his eyebrows goes to make camp in his hairline.]
...Gamzee. Gamzee what the fuck is this even.
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The next step in proving that he's really fucking crazy.
He pops his head out from a pile of cupcakes and grins happily. So, so happily. As if the best thing in his life just happened-type happily.]
Best friend, holy shit. I found my motherfucking calling.
I'm a motherfucking miracle fairy.
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[Just... this face. And no words. Because he has no words for you, Gamzee.]
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C'mon, motherfucker. If there's anything you want, I can get to fucking making it appear. Just watch.
'Cause I want one bottle of Faygo right fucking now.
[And suddenly... bam. A bottle of Faygo appeared right in front of him out of thin air.
Miracles.]
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[Oh sup, not!big bro. Rider's was just gonna say hello until she saw pies and bottles appearing next to him.]
I didn't know you could do that kind of magic, big brother!
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[He wished for another Red Pop and bam, delicious Faygo appearing out of nowhere. Two bottles, at that!]
Want some? It's some of the best shit you're gonna find all around here.
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That kind of magic is pretty rare where I come from though... [She's really impressed, oh bro, you are so cool.]
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You got people with the gift where you come from, too.
You got motherfucking miracles all around you, you know that?
[She's not the only one impressed now!]
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