oo2; action; cafeteria
[Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA, and you are finding yourself faced with the biggest miracle you have ever caused in your life.
... okay, no, that's not right. Real formatting: Gamzee Makara, Witches Reign's one and only sopor-meister, is finding himself faced with the biggest miracle he has ever caused in his life.
Much better.
One might find Gamzee sitting in a table and looking incredibly amazed. Shocked. In a total stupor. Yes, while he is finding himself unable to touch his sylladex and reach for his bicycle horns or clubs, he is able to cause a miracle of a different kind now.
He literally bears the miracle of allowing Faygo and sopor pies to appear out of nowhere, along with miscellaneous, yet very minor and/or insignificant (to others, at least) miracles. No, really. He thinks that he's hankering for a pie right now, and suddenly, there is three! He then wants a Faygo, and suddenly, a 2-liter bottle appears next to him.
He couldn't comprehend these miracles. I mean, how the fuck does this kind of thing happen? What made these motherfuckers just pop out of nowhere?
Miracles is what.]
... okay, no, that's not right. Real formatting: Gamzee Makara, Witches Reign's one and only sopor-meister, is finding himself faced with the biggest miracle he has ever caused in his life.
Much better.
One might find Gamzee sitting in a table and looking incredibly amazed. Shocked. In a total stupor. Yes, while he is finding himself unable to touch his sylladex and reach for his bicycle horns or clubs, he is able to cause a miracle of a different kind now.
He literally bears the miracle of allowing Faygo and sopor pies to appear out of nowhere, along with miscellaneous, yet very minor and/or insignificant (to others, at least) miracles. No, really. He thinks that he's hankering for a pie right now, and suddenly, there is three! He then wants a Faygo, and suddenly, a 2-liter bottle appears next to him.
He couldn't comprehend these miracles. I mean, how the fuck does this kind of thing happen? What made these motherfuckers just pop out of nowhere?
Miracles is what.]