God, the facebook group "I don't need to have sex, Waterloo Fucks me everyday!" couldn't sound more true if it bent me sideways, rammed it's pompous academic scepter up my rectum and twisted for pleasure. All without the decency of lubrication ( Read more... )

I have a week and a half left at my internship here at Flaming Pie Films. So much has happened, so much is still happening and so much is still to come ( Read more... )

I GOT A JOB IN ENGLAND!

I'm going to be working with the director/writer of Sliding Doors staring Gwenyth Paltrow...

Yea!

I'll be his bitch for the summer...but what a bitch I'll be!

SOOO STOKED!

why

I had a cop show up at my door this mornign to press charges against the house. One of my roomates tried to break into the washing-machine.

They weren't after the money, they just wanted free laundry.

Let's just say, I'm not too happy with my house.

Lum-di-dum - dumb?

...and nothing fucking works!

I am slowly going crazy: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 SWITCH! Slowly am I going crazy: 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 SWITCH ( Read more... )

....I love it when inspiration hits....

... the filming of my movie has hit every possible roadbump, signpost, deadend, and things that stop things in motion.... HOWEVER! I am not giving up. It will be filmed, and filmed before the end of the summer is over. It will be filmed and it will be grand.

I am going crazy...

things are stressing me out.... but it's ok. I can deal... I just wish for this week to be over...soon. And with all my limbs in place.