The Tatnuck Cafe Barista Song

[wired_lizard]

I have a little cafe
It's never very full
But Monday in the evening
It's really deathly dull

No muffins, scones, or lattes
No customers at all
The tables clean and empty--
And I just want to bawl!

To be sung, of course, to the tune of "I have a little dreidel."

That explains today. Yesterday was seeing Brokeback Mountain for a second time with telepwen

Comments

[mentalhygiene]

Dude! You hadn't seen "A Knight's Tale"? But now you have! And yes, it is a *lot* of fun. Pity critics tried to take it seriously. Silly critics. That's not the point of it.

And yes, Chaucer/Wat *definitely* exists. A lot of it, actually, I'm pretty sure it's actually most of what's out there, but I can't think of any specific stories off the top of my head. I think Silverlake Archive and Yuletide has some, though.

[mattador]

"I'm a writer! I give the truth scope!"

Paul Bettany's Chaucer is my hero.

[telepwen]

Fonging, dear. Fonging. As in, I will fong you!