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2010 WINTER OLYMPIC GAMES KINK MEME

Welcome to all winter athletes! This Winter Games is screaming for fic. Lots and lots of fic. So let's give them what they want! The set up is easy! Just (anonymously) post your favorite pairing, threesome, groupsome, etc., and a kink. All prompts are welcome, not just the kinky ones. If someone is interested,

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[anonymous]

POSTING THIS HERE BECAUSE I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT FIGURE SKATING TO WRITE IT:

I WANT FIC WHERE, IN A RARE MOMENT OF SELF-AWARENESS, LYSACEK HAS AN EPIPHANY THAT HE IS UNHAPPY WITH HIMSELF/HIS LIFE, SO HE RUNS OFF TO GO ~FIND~ HIMSELF. BUT BASICALLY THE ONLY PEOPLE HE KNOWS ARE OTHER COMPETITIVE FIGURE SKATERS, SO HE JUST JETS AROUND THE WORLD, CRASHING ON VARIOUS PEOPLE'S COUCHES AND ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF THEM. I ENVISION A LOT OF LOLZY PANIC ATTACKS WITH HIM SAYING THINGS LIKE "I'M NOT SURE I EVEN LIKE DOING QUADS!!! ;_;"

I ALSO HAVE THIS IMAGE OF HIM DROPPING IN ON WEIR IN NEW JERSEY AND SAYING "TEACH ME TO BE GENUINE!!!" IN A VAGUELY ANGUISHED MONOTONE. AND THEN JOHNNY TRIES TO GET HIM TO STOP SPEAKING IN CLICHES CONSTANTLY.

"I'M TRYING, OKAY? I'M GIVING IT MY ALL, 110%!!"
"NO, STOP THAT."

AND MAYBE EVAN DECIDES THAT HE NEEDS TO TRY DOING OTHER SPORTS THAT AREN'T FIGURE SKATING, SO HE GETS TO HARASS OTHER OLYMPIC ATHLETES TOO.

[anonymous]

Hahaha, oh, god, this has enormous lulz potential. Specially that Weir "teach me to be genuine!!!" requestXD
(oh, and the quad angsting HAS to happen on Plushy's couch. You know it. I cna alreayd hear the reply: "You not do quads" xDDDDDDD)

[anonymous]

Can you imagine him crashing in on Plushy? *dies laughing* Oh, god, I soo hope someone writes this. The Johnny/Evan dialouge above is priceless!

[anonymous]

LOLOLOL YES PLEASE.

[anonymous]

LOL, YES. I WANT THIS.

too good to be anon

[isuckatlifen]

bahahahahahah I need this to happen!!!

[anonymous]

yesssss

[eachpeach]

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

[anonymous]

LOL ILU ANON.

BTW, Evan gives it 150%, didn't you hear him on Ellen? xD

[anonymous]

Must have now. Especially the Johnny dialog "Teach me to be genuine!!!" And crashing in on Plushy about quads. lolololol. I will love you forever anon who writes this.

Time Off to Reevalute, part 1/?

[anonymous]

Here’s my attempt at starting the Johnny part. Not sure if I’ll write more of it so anyone should feel free to pick up where I left off or skip ahead to when he’s crashing with someone else

Re: Time Off to Reevalute, part 2/?

[anonymous]

Johnny apparently decides to temporarily pretend that there’s nothing awkward or strange about Evan being there, and pushes him into the kitchen to sit at the table. He searches through the fridge, throwing together a late night dinner/snack of leftovers. Evan had the chicken on the plane, but that was three hours ago and it was maybe 300 calories, tops. He’s starving and fully appreciates the leftover stir-fry and yogurt granola bar that Johnny digs up

Re: Time Off to Reevalute, part 3/?

[anonymous]

It’s a short conversation. Frank hangs up while Evan is still in midsentence, trying to explain, “I took a long, hard look in the mirror-” The dropped call noise beeps painfully in his ear

Re: Time Off to Reevalute, part 4/?

[anonymous]

Evan’s glares some more. “Frank’s right, this is stupid. How can I even-it’s not like I have anything else. I cut everything out, everything but skating.” Normally saying that kind of thing makes him feel intense and heroic, but for some reason now it comes out sounding bitter.

“Oh, that’s not true,” Johnny says. “You’re an Olympic champion, for fuck’s sake, you can do anything you want now and people will fall over themselves helping you. Anything. You can- you can go to fucking Harvard, or become an assassin, or a porn star, or-”

“What?” Evan mouths, no longer following him.

“Okay,” Johnny says, stopping. “Bad examples, but it’s true. You worked your ass off so now you get to enjoy the rewards. God, if I’d won gold, I’d, I’d-- I don’t even know, but it would be awesome.“It doesn’t feel awesome,” he says. “It feels like a huge weight. I thought that I’d feel better, but instead I feel like… like anything I do now, it’s not about me anymore. I can’t mess up, or,” he wants to say something about ‘resting on his laurels’ but

Re: Time Off to Reevalute, part 4/?

[anonymous]

I love this in a serious way. I hope you do decide to write some more, because I really like your writing style, and your characterization of Johnny and Evan is great. I like the humor, it's sly and more subtle than I expected for an OTT lolzy prompt. SO OVERALL, A+!

Re: Time Off to Reevalute, part 4/?

[anonymous]

Glad you liked :D It came out weirdly more serious than I meant it to, but I hope it's still fun. I do have more written that I may post soonish, if I can keep the momentum going.