I Ain't Been Nuttin' But Bad

[windscryer]

Title: I Ain't Been Nuttin' But Bad
Rating: T
Characters/Pairings: Azazel, Santa, Cosplay Elves, and . . . You know, I don't think I can include Sam, Dean, and John? WTF
Warnings: language, spoilers, Santa's Big Secret
Spoilers: YED Mytharc so like S1/2, Christmas?
Genres: Humor, Holiday
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 468
Disclaimer: I

Comments

[tahirire]

*gleefully reads*

*blinks*

*reads again*

.....

*dies*

By the way, I like your style. Real creepy.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

[windscryer]

I KILLED TAHIRIRE! \o/

2009 wasn't such a failure now. :D

Thanks for the comment! :D

M

[tahirire]

HA. Glad I made SOMEONE happy today. :P

[windscryer]

Yus. Very much so. *hugs*

But then you seem to do that a lot, in my experience. :D

[unholygrace]

Hee. My night has been made!

Goodies for you. *gives*

Thanks for this fic. 8D Lovely read.

[windscryer]

:D YAY!

*accepts* Thanks you!

You are very welcome. Thanks for the comment! :D

[tsuki_no_bara]

azazel wants warm socks! heee. and, you know, dean's head and john's soul and all that goo stuff.... and of course he tells a bunch of little kids that santa doesn't exist. this is ridiculous and silly and i really, really like it!

[windscryer]

Hey, when you're used to the fires of Hell, I'd bet even LA in a heat wave is chilly. Imagine what winter where there's SNOW would be like.

I bet he dressed up as Santa too. You know he'd do that just for the effect. :D

Ridiculous and silly was exactly what I was going for! You liking it is just the super-thick-buttercream frosting on the delicious chocolate cake. ;D

Thanks so much for the comment! :D

M

[lifewaters]

*ded* for serious *ded*

"By the way, I like your style. Real creepy." best line in the history of evar. Bahahahaha.

[windscryer]

*pokes with a stick*

*discovers how fun that is*

*does it again and again*

:D

I was quite proud of that line myself. And I really think they have a bond there.

Well, that and the use of slaves to dominate the world through trickery and deceit.

Come on, like Santa's not really trying to buy the favor of EVERYONE in the world? You know he is.

That and making us mindless sheep who are slaves to our greedy desires.

And we don't even blame him for the violence and pettiness that Christmas brings out in so many of us! No, he gets credit for the *good* things we do!

I'm telling you, he's got a devious plan and it's very well thought out.

Something needs to be done about this guy before he succeeds and we're all stuck in an endless rerun of Hallmark channel Christmas specials.

. . .

*cough*

Sorry. My Scrooge is showing there. I'll just . . . uh . . . tuck that back in.

*embarrassed*

Thanks for the comment! :D

M

[lifewaters]

Bahahaha. But I LIKE your scrooge. I've managed to get stuck watching only one xmas movie this year so far... and I mocked it mercilessly. It was quite fun. :D

And for serious. I'm in agreement with you on the old fat guy. I mean. Heck. He even makes people put out milk and cookies. And honestly, how many rotten kids out there have you really heard of getting coal or hit with switches? He's stalking us sure.. but I think he just notes the bad kids to blackmail into his servitude later since they would be more likely to rebel when he takes over.

But yes... I love you hahaha *ded again*

[windscryer]

YAY FOR SCROOGE! *EPFB*

Honestly, I'd prolly be a lot more tolerant of the season if everyone didn't go INSANE over it. I just burn out on it really fast.

Like, back in SEPTEMBER when the stores started decorating. >.<

He's definitely plotting world domination. I VOTE WE RALLY THE ELVES AND OVERTHROW HIS REGIME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

Thanks! I'm pretty freakin' fond of you too! :D

[locknkey]

Too many funny lines to quote. This was a great read - LOL!

[windscryer]

Thanks! Love to hear it was too awesome for words. ;D

Thanks for the comment! :D

M