I promised I'd do this...

[windandwater]

BUT A WOLF?!

Link is to the fic in question. It is not worksafe nor brainsafe. It is Wolf/Heero. Yes, you read that right. Because, I mean, Camel/Quatre and Lion/Trowa is so passe. And everyone knows about Thor.

... I love my friends. :Db ♥

EDIT...

And here is Asuka's reviewer with the 'supple breasts'. Her phrasing. Not mine. Such wacky

Comments

[samikitty]

ah haha. as a friend of the girl who wrote the camelxquatre... (actually, i probably shouldn't admit that. ^O^) my friend wrote hers as crack!fic, do you think this author did as well? ^^;;; dear me. and look at the ending! it's twu wuv.

[windandwater]

Heh, the camel/Quatre is a classic crackfic. Like Trowa/Peanut Butter! But this one... well, it says in the notes that it was written as a request to a friend, and doesn't say 'crack', just beastiality.

>_O

[windsorblue]

*wheeze* You know it's going to be gold when the disclaimer is for the wrong fandom. I am so saving this for Muskrit. ♥

[windandwater]

Oh, yes. XD! That's like... icing on the tragically badwrong cake.

[windsorblue]

I DID NOT REALIZE THIS WAS THE SAME AUTHOR AS "THOR"! That makes it all infinity times more better-er. Did she do the Camel/Quatre and the Lion/Trowa ones as well?

[windandwater]

WE SHOULD HAVE REALIZED IT WAS. Afterall, both fics start out basically the same way, and have the same structure and usage of purple prose in the midst of teh sexx0rs.

And the Camel/Quatre and Lion/Trowa ones are really old and on GWA. Jenny&Kimmie did "Sleeping with Lions" and "PB&T" which is the peanut butter fic. *searches* ANd I forget who did the camel one, but sami-pi is her friend. I bet we could ask.

[sukino]

It burns so much.

why do you hurt me so. . .

[windandwater]

Because it's fun!

[askerian]

Askerian: ... bah. not even an anatomically correct wolf. FAIL

[windandwater]

We have the strangest AIM convos. And yet, we cannot stop ourselves.

[mikkeneko]

Did you ever get the necro I mailed you?

[windandwater]

ZOMG YES AND IT WAS ASDFGHJKL;ASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKLK!

Because you think "Hmmm necro" and you think "some dead person will get fucked." And it was Hei and goddammit ED YOU'RE NOT THAT MUCH OF AN UKE YOU CAN TOP A DEAD REALLY IT'S OKAY. Also, it was angsty. But that's like a footnote to my reaction of Ed being topped by dead!Hei.

:Db

[mikkeneko]

Actually, the dead guy tops in all the FMA necro I can remember. In the Al/Ed one where Ed was dead, Al fucked himself on the rigor mortis cock, too. Well, in the Ed/Al one I did, it didn't say, but I bet they switched off. Ed's considerate that way.

[windandwater]

D:

YOU NEED TO GO AGAINST THE GRAIN! WRITE A FIC WHERE THE DEAD GUY BOTTOMS. Ed's not that short, rly.