I promised I'd do this...

[windandwater]

BUT A WOLF?!

Link is to the fic in question. It is not worksafe nor brainsafe. It is Wolf/Heero. Yes, you read that right. Because, I mean, Camel/Quatre and Lion/Trowa is so passe. And everyone knows about Thor.

... I love my friends. :Db ♥

EDIT...

And here is Asuka's reviewer with the 'supple breasts'. Her phrasing. Not mine. Such wacky

Comments

[askerian]

Askerian: ... bah. not even an anatomically correct wolf. FAIL.
Askerian: if she was going to write beast sex, she could at least write it properly.
windandwater: .............. XD;;

Askerian: someone challenged me to write akamaru sex.
windandwater: the puppy or after timeskip
windandwater: and with who?
Askerian: after timeskip! D:
windandwater: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
Askerian: i'm thinking either ino or hinata XD
windandwater: SHOUTA BEASTIALITY IS MY THING
windandwater: DON'T STEAL IT
Askerian: XDDDD
windandwater: >:F
Askerian: i'm not. This akamaru tops. >XDD
windandwater: hinata might smell of kiba
Askerian: yesh ^^
Askerian: but ino might actually have fun.
windandwater: ino would be too loud
Askerian: not if she were intentionally trying to be quiet because they're doing it in her house
Askerian: with kiba
Askerian: and akamaru
Askerian: it's a bisexual beast threesome!
Askerian: *rules, yes*
Askerian: ... >_>;;;
Askerian: ._.
windandwater: do i have to call you a perv or do you already know?
Askerian: 9_9
Askerian: it's not my fault, i was challenged.
windandwater: uh huh
windandwater: akamaru knots, right?
Askerian: well, duh.
Askerian: ... he's a BIG dog. >_>;;;;;;;;
Askerian: ... ow.
Askerian: what's the point otherwise u.u
windandwater: .................. pervert
Askerian: WOULD YOU SAY THAT IF I WROTE WOLF SEX IN GAROU? HUH? HUH?
Askerian: No, you would say "may I please have some more, mistress asuka".
Askerian: yes, that's what you'd say.
windandwater: WELL I NEVER SAID I WASN'T A PERVERT TOO
windandwater: NOTICE I DON'T CRITICIZE THE WOLFSEX
windandwater: NOTICE
windandwater: HA
windandwater: BECAUSE I LIKES TEH KINK
Askerian: ... bah. u.u
windandwater: but that was just really bad wolfsex
windandwater: no knot
Askerian: .... >D indeed.
windandwater: lame
Askerian: cheapskate.

[windandwater]

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