I promised I'd do this...

[windandwater]

BUT A WOLF?!

Link is to the fic in question. It is not worksafe nor brainsafe. It is Wolf/Heero. Yes, you read that right. Because, I mean, Camel/Quatre and Lion/Trowa is so passe. And everyone knows about Thor.

... I love my friends. :Db ♥

EDIT...

And here is Asuka's reviewer with the 'supple breasts'. Her phrasing. Not mine. Such wacky

Comments

[windsorblue]

*wheeze* You know it's going to be gold when the disclaimer is for the wrong fandom. I am so saving this for Muskrit. ♥

[windandwater]

Oh, yes. XD! That's like... icing on the tragically badwrong cake.

[windsorblue]

I DID NOT REALIZE THIS WAS THE SAME AUTHOR AS "THOR"! That makes it all infinity times more better-er. Did she do the Camel/Quatre and the Lion/Trowa ones as well?

[windandwater]

WE SHOULD HAVE REALIZED IT WAS. Afterall, both fics start out basically the same way, and have the same structure and usage of purple prose in the midst of teh sexx0rs.

And the Camel/Quatre and Lion/Trowa ones are really old and on GWA. Jenny&Kimmie did "Sleeping with Lions" and "PB&T" which is the peanut butter fic. *searches* ANd I forget who did the camel one, but sami-pi is her friend. I bet we could ask.

[windsorblue]

...now that you mention it, there were certain stylistic differences that should have tipped me off. Perhaps I was attributing them to the rape-by-massive-animal-genre as a whole instead of a single author...

...

OMG. DO YOU THINK MAYBE THERE IS A WHOLE SERIES?!? ONE WITH EACH PILOT?!?

*too lazy to switch LJs*

[windup_boytoy]

Well, as for the camel and lion fics, those were more meant to be written as crack, I think, than as a serious beastiality kink fic. With Thor and the wolf fic... eh, it's like the author was actually TRYING to make a serious kink fic, but went horribly horribly wrong (and anatomically incorrect) along the way. Tsssk. Someone doesn't watch enough Animal Planet.

AND I FEAR FOR THAT. IT'S BAD ENOUGH WITH THE IMPLICATIONS THAT THOR TOPS THEM ALL.

Re: *too lazy to switch LJs*

[windsorblue]

Massive three-ton quarter horse ftw!

THOR FICATHON, IS ALL I'M SAYING. YOU KNOW YOU WANT THE UNTOLD STORY OF HIS TRAINING. ZECHS? TREIZE HAS A SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU!

Re: *too lazy to switch LJs*

[windandwater]

You know, and all I can think in response to that is that Treize probably has been the only one to top Thor.

Like a donkey show.

[suzu]

...now I need to find our video of Thor again. Because nothing will ever, *ever* beat that. EVER.

[windsorblue]

YES. When Muskrit gets back and gets all settled at school? We can bribe her into doing a storytime marathon. And it will be fabulous.

wolf/heero 4eva

[thejennabides]

Joy. Sheer, utter, inexpressible joy.

Except for the fact that it is only one chapter. I am, as you know, bereft now. Where is the story of their lifelong love? The marriage ceremony (that only Trowa really supports, I imagine - though perhaps Wufei understands and longs in a part of his heart for same)? Where oh where is the tale of Heero's first pregnancy?

Re: wolf/heero 4eva

[windsorblue]

If anyone can find it, Sera can, ohyes!

Or? Maybe if we ask nicely? She will write it for us. :D

Re: wolf/heero 4eva

[windandwater]

... HEY WHUT NO DON'T SIGN ME UP FOR STUFF I DIDN'T AGREE TO.

... and who told you about those RPs I did with Asuka, anyway?

Re: wolf/heero 4eva

[windsorblue]

No one had to tell me. I just knew.

Re: wolf/heero 4eva

[windandwater]

... wait, I don't think Heero ever had puppies. He had kittens. Because Duo was a demon werepanther thing.

My bad.

Re: wolf/heero 4eva

[windandwater]

... Heero's totally gonna have a litter of puppies. He HAS to at this point.