It's very important to enemies in life.  Without them we never know what we are really made of.  Take my current enemy for example.  She is my brother eight pound cat, Manerva ( Read more... )

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing but I'd let Johnny Depp skull fuck me.

 Hurling ( Read more... )

Just a reminder that this week is banned book week so pick up your huck finn's and catcher in the rye's to fight dumb asses everywhere. 

From all of America: Thank you for having a second season of Heroes.  It is a entertaining show.

From all of the Irish American population: You fucks can't tell the difference between a good and a shitty Irish dialect?  Those assholes sounded nothing like they were from Cork County.

 I taught at a school for three days then quit ( Read more... )

Let's catch everyone up:

-Moved to Lee's Summit to live with older brother. (Fuckin cat.)

-Had job teaching speech at a community college then lost it since there was too little time to train me.

-Spent last week working for the government finding farmer's alfalfa fields and geting the GPS on them. (The suck.)

-Put in for several jobs that are non ( Read more... )

You have to play this until it annoys the shit out of you, then keep playing it until it is funny again.