they hire me in chicago to teach nerds LSAT and work for government EPA enforcement.

does anyone know anything about chicago?

CAVAN CAME TO VISIT ME!!!

MAN I can't update these things worth shit ( Read more... )

a HAWK! can you believe it ( Read more... )

So i'm walking back from my 11:00 class and I hear a commotion in one of the trees in the quad, and these two squirrels are fighting. Then, one decides he's had enough of the bullshit so he fuckin JACKS this other squirrel and the other squirrel drops like 40 feet onto a sidewalk! It was like the pit in mortal kombat, just POW ( Read more... )

haha i guess 'hey dudes' was already the title of an entry? Just pretend i typed "Hello ladies and gentlemen." instead cause that's a bit classier and i really don't wanna go back and change it ( Read more... )

Imagine this as being read by william shatner ( Read more... )

well guys i have been experiencing a lot of change and loss lately (maybe you've heard?) and i feel i just have to get it out and express my emotions to the internet at large about this terrible recent event. I feel the proper medium for this is poetry ( Read more... )

Not the 'i got arrested kind', the 'it plays music' kind!

it is "regatta de blanc" and it is the only major album released by the police that i didn't have and now THAT motherfucker is sitting in my living room not ten feet away from where i am sitting right now.

it is a good album

no promises but i might be back in marquette the weekend of the 30th so lock up your wives