I just saw the COOLEST thing today

[willsullivan]

So i'm walking back from my 11:00 class and I hear a commotion in one of the trees in the quad, and these two squirrels are fighting. Then, one decides he's had enough of the bullshit so he fuckin JACKS this other squirrel and the other squirrel drops like 40 feet onto a sidewalk! It was like the pit in mortal kombat, just POW

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[allknowing001]

that IS cool

[starlilly442]

I'll be they were married, and the little wife squirrel was pissed cuz the little husband squirrel was fooling around with a younger hotter girl squirrel. But now the little husband squirrel knows better than to ever go back, cuz next time he'll go SPLAT!

[lilsilvrphoenix]

maybe the husband squirrel had to tell the wife squirrel something once... i'd hate to see twice

[willsullivan]

that is actually another theory that we posited! knocked him on the noggin with a little squirrel frying pan, just like a lil rodent andy capp. I bet the frying pan was made out of an acorn cap!

[flighttoarras]

I bet the wife fell out of the tree because she didnt make the acorns after the husband was out all day

[ltboatshow]

this post is about squirrels

we have two squirrels living in the parking garage where i work. one of them only has three feet. they pick through our trash.

also, one night on the mischke broadcast about two weeks ago, mischke devoted like fourty-five minutes to discussing squirrels.

squirrels are a hot topic in minnesota.

[profesonalwidow]

my brother has an army buddy, Cook, who loves to shoot squirrels with a 45 and make squirrel stew.

(they both live in MN)

[willsullivan]

is there even anything left of a squirrel when you blow it away with a 45?

[profesonalwidow]

if you aim for the head like cook does then yes. you have the whole body left. but if you miss....well you just created a stain on the ground.

those crazy squirrels...

[patrick_aeterna]

LMFAO!!!!!! wish i could have seen that too.